Thanksgiving Forecast

aspeck

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Thanksgiving Weather Forecast<br /><br /> Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder. <br /><br /> During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. <br /><br /> Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy. <br /><br /> A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.<br /><br /> Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. <br /><br /> We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone. -- by Elliot Abrams
 

OBJ

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Re: Thanksgiving Forecast

I think you have done well in giving such an acurate forcast aspect....
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<br /><br />Did ya' ever notice how the forcast is always the same this time of year????
 

Link

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Re: Thanksgiving Forecast

I likes them type of weather reports! :D
 

NYMINUTE

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Re: Thanksgiving Forecast

Snow-rain expected in NE Indiana. There is a shocker. Forecast for the rest of Indiana is "Darkness tonight with daylight tomorrow."
 

sangerwaker

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Re: Thanksgiving Forecast

Dang! You guys are REALLY good! Which channel do you work for? You must all be the best weathermen I have ever read! At least your forecast will be accurate! :D :D
 

KaGee

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Re: Thanksgiving Forecast

He forgot to mention the cloud of sleepiness that is expected after the gravy pass. :)
 

spratt

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Re: Thanksgiving Forecast

And as teh desert settles in, heaviness will converge on the eyelids, and the thunder of snores may be heard as a deep sleep settles over the area living rooms...
 
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