Re: Stupid mistakes while fishing
Small lake, me and Mary fishing in my 12' jon boat, only 2 other boats there fishing. I stood up to do something, sat back down to fish, felt a sting in my...., I guess my scrotum sack would be the proper terminology, Yep, sat on a Hula-Popper. Right in the Jimmies. I was trying to assess the "situation", and Levi's jeans didn't help. Dear Wife was wondering what was going on back there, and I asked her to help get it out. She looked concerned, but of course, only for a second, and burst into female-pants-wetting laughter, and told me I might as well drive back home with my butt hovering over the seat, because there was no way she was gonna give the visual impression to some Dad and his young son in the other boat nearby that we were on a honeymoon cruise. She said some nurse somewhere could have the honors of Hula-Popper removal, and she was no help anyway, laughing and all. Thank God I pinch the barbs down on all my lures and hooks.