Re: So im out on the lake fishing today....
back in the day, my buddy Bob and I took Chugboat Annie out on the Mullica, and I forget the exact particulars, but it was windy and I think Annie might have swung over and tapped this guidos boat, both of us in the ramp, now annie was bumpered and in far nicer shape that this boat, but anyway I hear yelling going on, so I get out of the van and come around to see this azzhole grabbing my buddy. Bob is the nicest guy in the world, strong and all, but a bit on the passive side, and this guy was about a foot taller, not exactly fair<br />More to the point, he's MY BUDDY, and like my van, my dog, my stuff, I get incredibly defensive over such things, and just ripped him away from Bob and started beating on him - Bob had seen me get mad at inanimate objects and bend and break things that shouldnt be bendable or breakable, but never at a living being - I beat him silly, then bashed a few dents in his pickup with his skull and threw him in the bed of his pickup - Bob said he was a big bodybuilder sorta guy, and was scared he was going to beat him up ... then was REALLY scared I was going to kill him, apparently he was bleeding and blubbering, real tough guy when its some little little guy hes picking on<br /><br />I know, I know ... should have taken a chill pill, but I HATE BULLIES, especially boozed up guidos that think they are bad, AND ESPECIALLY when they are six foot five and pickin on some five eight guy<br /> ...
<br /><br />but I havent chilled THAT much, boy I tell ya, that would be one sorry dipchit that attacked me PERSONALLY, trying to cause harm to my stuff or me<br /><br />ah well, warning to you PETA types, ya see a guy in an old tin boat with two old motors on the back, and hes fishin and having a good time ...<br /><br />leave him be, lemme tell ya, LEAVE HIM BE!!!<br /><br />
