LadyFish
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A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an<br /> old farmer for $100.00.<br /> The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.<br /> <br /> The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have<br /> some bad news, the donkey died."<br /> <br /> Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."<br /> <br /> The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."<br /> <br /> Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."<br /> <br /> The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"<br /> <br /> Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."<br /> <br /> Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"<br /> <br /> Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is<br /> dead."<br /> <br /> A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What<br /> happened with that dead donkey?"<br /> <br /> Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a<br /> piece and made a profit of $898.00."<br /> <br /> Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"<br /> <br /> Kenny, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."<br /> <br /> Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.<br /> 
