JamesCoste
Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2003
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Re: She won't let it die!
I was in my backyard one hot summer day.
I had an arm full of limbs and carried them outside of my 4' chain link fence. I then disposed of the limbs. It was a long walk back to the gate and I felt quite energetic
so I decided to run and leap over the fence. My front leg made it over, my private parts (thank God) also made it. My right leg didn't. It was bent in a hurdlers position and the shoe of my toe somehow got stuck in between the top bar of the fence and the fence itself. My upper body slammed
into the ground but my toe was simply stuck.
<br /><br />I stood on my left leg but couldn't get my right foot unstuck. After finally giving up, I called for my wife who was inside watching a "Lifetime for Women" movie or something important
like that. Finally she heard my screaming and came out the back door. Does she come running to my aide. No, she stands their puzzled
and just looks me as it to say, "well id1ot, get your leg down". It wasn't until further yelling that she realized that I was serious. I yelled "run" at the top of my lungs. For some reason, that didn't go over well. She stopped walking to lecture me about yelling at her
. Finally she came over and pried my foot out of my shoe,
, and I apologized.<br /><br />Talk about freak accident.
I was in my backyard one hot summer day.