Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decission to get married. they go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. They go in. <br />Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "are you the owner?"<br />The pharmacist answers, "Yes."<br />Jacob: We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication<br />Pharmacist: "Yes."<br />Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"<br />Pharmacist: "All kinds."<br />Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"<br />Pharmacist: "Definitely."<br />Jacob: "How about Viagra?"<br />Pharmacist: "Of course."<br />Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"<br />Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."<br />Jacob: What about ,vitmins,sleeping pills, geritol, antidotes for Parkinsons disease?"<br />Pharmacist: "Absolutely."<br />Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"<br />Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."<br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry!!!!!"
<br /><br />Happy New Year!!!!
