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Fleet Admiral
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After reading this joke, I stuck one of those little plastic fish emblems dead-center of my steering wheel, just to remind myself....<br /><br />An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy<br />boulevard. <br />Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.<br />He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could<br />have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.<br />The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in<br />frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection<br />with him.<br /><br />As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked<br />up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered<br />her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police<br />station where<br />she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.<br /><br />After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the<br />door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting<br />office was waiting with her personal effects.<br /><br />He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up<br />behind<br />your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in<br />front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. "<br /><br />I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus<br />Do" bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and<br />the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. <br /><br />Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
