heycods
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A Redneck never misses an opportunity ! !<br /> <br />Three Rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower - Steve, Bruce and<br />Jed.<br /> <br />Steve falls off and is killed instantly.<br /> <br />As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and<br />tell his wife."<br /> <br />Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."<br /> <br />Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.<br /> <br />Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"<br /> <br />Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.<br />That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave<br />you beer?"<br /> <br />Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,<br />'You must be Steve's widow'."<br /> <br />She said, "No, I'm not a widow."<br /> <br />And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are".
