RATS!!

Fly Rod

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The National Institute of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will be using attorneys.
They have given three reasons for this decision:

1. There are now more attorneys then rats.

2. The medical researches do not become as emotionally attached to the attorneys as they did the rats.

3. No matter how hard you try, there are some things that rats won't do.!! 8)
 

heycods

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Re: RATS!!

Wheres PW2? I thought he loved a good lawer story? Nevermind, hes probably mad cause you stole his joke o:)
 
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