When people tell me their good at something because they have been doing it for a long time I often reply my wife has been cooking for 50+
years but it doesn’t mean she’s good at it.
I’m a dead man if this ever gets back to her.
Real ones are better but yeah . Cover them up with food so they dont see them untill they have eaten a bit .
Wifes sister come to stay once ( that was enough for me ) and after she had prepared and finished her breakfast cereal I asked my wife " why is she eating out of the cats dish" ( she was !) best laugh ever , she lost the plot.
Scheduling with international families coming will not allow, but dammit I want to go. We did the Star Trek Into Darkness and even my wife who went with me just to be a good wife told me she loved it. Then she punched me because I was right again....
Went to Lakes Te anau and Manapouri today for a drive and saw this
More than once I have heard on the news some paedo has been caught doing just that .