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gm280

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A red head and a blonde have a farm and needed a bull. So they got their money together and only had $500. What are we going to do, we only have $500 dollars to buy a bull. So the red head said that she would go to the market to see if she could buy one under that amount. She gets to the market and manages to find one for $499 dollars leaving her one dollar left. So she goes to the telegraph office to send the blonde a message. Finding out that it cost one dollar per word, she wonders how she can tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer for the bull. After a few minutes she tells the telegrapher to send the word COMFORABLE. A little confused the telegrapher ask how the blonde will know to bring the trailer? The red head replies that the blonde reads real slow, and will instantly know to "Come For A Bull"...
 
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gm280

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A 90 year old man went to his doctor for a physical. The doctor run all the usual tests and they all come back normal. The doctor asked the man, how are you feeling, how's your emotional state and your relations with God. The 90 YO guy said oh he and God are very good. And than stated that when he gets up at night to use the restroom, the light goes on, and when he is done, the light goes off again. So later on that day the doctor called his wife and asked her about the light going on at night and off again when he is done. She said, "Oh heck, he is peeing in the refrigerator again"!
 

dwco5051

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Nah, Joe, you obviously do not live in Amish country ... this is an Amish Christmas light ...

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Or this; This is what all my Amish neighbors use. Since I am the last house on the power line on our lane and half the other houses don't have electric I bought one for myself. They are on casters so you can move them from room to room. Haven't used it much and still have the original propane tank in the base but it sure is nice to have when the power goes out..amish-bedroom-lamp.jpg
 
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