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Retiredted

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I think some of the problems associated with getting older are just proof that we are still alive. And I can tell you, I am surely alive, and that's my story and sticking with it...
Aslo: You know you have all your parts because you can feel them.
 

64osby

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My loving wife did me a favor by washing some of my clothes. About half were really grubby ones from working on a project.

She comes up to me after and hands me my F150 truck key that had made it in the wash, not the dryer.

I pop it open and it is really wet inside.

I ask her where the rice is, to put it in a bag. She starts looking and says "I don't want you to use the good rice, it is expensive."

I replied, "Honey it is a $200 key."
 

aspeck

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WIMUSKY

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Some times you just can't make this stuff up;

Wonder where is Judge Wapner...

"Prior consent"? Do you mind if I stare at you? Not at all. Ok, thanks!....lol

"Club 77 is not a place to come to if your sole purpose is to ‘pick up"

Why else would you be there......lol

They're going to run out of things to ban.
 

aspeck

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That one is borderline Joe, and definitely NOT "making a family" friendly.
 

cptbill

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Had a dolphin swimming around in the canal this afternoon so I stopped what I was doing to watch it, then I thought to my self, no matter how many dolphin I've seen somehow I always stop what I'm doing to watch them for a few minuets. Just a random thought
 

aspeck

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Had a dolphin swimming around in the canal this afternoon so I stopped what I was doing to watch it, then I thought to my self, no matter how many dolphin I've seen somehow I always stop what I'm doing to watch them for a few minuets. Just a random thought
I hear you ... have seen so many over the years, but still get excited everytime I see one. Have to stop and watch ... Maybe it was because we watched too much "Flipper" growing up?
 

havoc_squad

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I hear you ... have seen so many over the years, but still get excited everytime I see one. Have to stop and watch ... Maybe it was because we watched too much "Flipper" growing up?

I suspect the dolphins know fully well that us humans swim in a smaller fish bowl than them, so remember they are watching us going around in circles in that small bowl/tank, not the other way around.
 
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