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[redneck joe]

yep we got a few of these on the other forum. Short and sweet is the key. Like this:

 

[Tim Frank]

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Prom night in Amish Country

 

[NewfieDan]

Does this include non-offensive jokes or short stories?

If so here are a few: The shortest fairy tale ever.

Once there was a man who fell in love with a beautiful woman, so he asked her to marry him. She said no. So the man went fishing, and boating and hunting and golfing, and lived happy ever after.

Which came first?

A rooster and an egg were lying in bed one evening. The rooster was having a cigarette and had a very satisfied look on his face. The egg rolled over obviously disgusted and said

"Well I guess I know the answer to that question!!!"


Tis the season...

I love Christmas lights. The remind me of my co-workers. Have of them don't work, and the ones that do aren't all that bright.

 

[redneck joe]

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[WIMUSKY]

 

[southkogs]

^^^ one of my favs MUSKY. (I have two daughters ... and ample firepower)

 

[gm280]

I didn't even know these were in season now...

 

[Tim Frank]

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[nwcove]

Does this include non-offensive jokes or short stories?



Which came first?

A rooster and an egg were lying in bed one evening. The rooster was having a cigarette and had a very satisfied look on his face. The egg rolled over obviously disgusted and said

"Well I guess I know the answer to that question!!!"
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[WIMUSKY]

Watching "We are Marshall" and this song come up. Haven't heard it in a long time, but made me smile(which is one of the posting criteria of the OP in post #19). Wish I was in my truck so I could crank it.....

http://youtu.be/skydln4BhDI

 

[redneck joe]

 

[sam60]

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[redneck joe]

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[WIMUSKY]

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Hahahahahha.............................

 

[gm280]

Oh yes redneck joe, but do those fish also claim they've been probed?

 

[gm280]

You know we all see signs everyday and take them for granted without seriously understanding their meanings. Here are two such signs



I think it is a total shame that out DOT has to post such a sign letting people know that have a square-handed man working with them... I say if he can do the job you cares!



I ask when are they going to post handicap parking slots for "female" drivers? It is always a "male" handicap driver parking sign posted...

 

[Tim Frank]

I think it is a total shame that out DOT has to post such a sign letting people know that have a square-handed man working with them... I say if he can do the job you cares!.

 

[redneck joe]

i get that one but not he male handicapped?

 

[nwcove]

i get that one but not he male handicapped?

i think gm is implying the "arm" sticking out is something else?

 

[nwcove]

http://files.sharenator.com/funny_si...-10070-580.jpg