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redneck joe

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so random overheard, by me.

yesterday was called for jury duty. Small town Tn. I go there way early only about 8 people including 4 old dudes who were not sitting close to each other, and i'm assuming hard of hearing. Kept talking about homo's, sexual harassment (topical), Clinton smoking cigars, all the good stuff. Then from the side office next to the courtroom I hear a female voice say 'I grabbed that f'ing squirrel and shoved it in his face. Then I hit him with it'.

I have witnesses who heard it as well. Not making it up.
 

southkogs

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After a visit to the Cannon County Clerk not too long ago ... it's pretty easy to believe Joe ;)
 

Tnstratofam

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I've worked on constructions sites all over the country over the last 20 years or so plus been in 2 war zones with some of the hardest battle tested troops you'll ever meet, but my Ex ARMY, North East Tn Mountain born, wife and her friends have some of the toughest locker room talk I've ever heard! They are all professionals from bankers,( My Wife ) to corporate sales women, to city and county office workers and they are able to turn it on and off at will depending on the company.

Sophisticated business women one minute and moonshine drinkin hard partying southern girls the next!

Yeah I am real lucky, and proud!
 

Skipper Sean

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If you want to talk about women and locker room banter here?s a good one. The ?Admiral? and I decide to go do some catfishin? from the bank at one of our favorite lakes. All the sudden her rod bounces and almost slides in the water. She grabs and begins fighting the beast to land it. Now there is a walking trail along the lake and quite a few people see her and stop to see what she is going to catch. 15 minutes later I have it in the landing net. It?s a 42 inch flathead catfish. One of the onlookers tells her wow good job landing that. And out of her excitement she yells ? Yes I can?t believe I caught the big mother fudgebucket ( except she didn?t quite say fudgebucket) you should of seen the looks on all of their faces😂😂😂😂
 

sam60

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If you want to talk about women and locker room banter here’s a good one. The “Admiral” and I decide to go do some catfishin’ from the bank at one of our favorite lakes. All the sudden her rod bounces and almost slides in the water. She grabs and begins fighting the beast to land it. Now there is a walking trail along the lake and quite a few people see her and stop to see what she is going to catch. 15 minutes later I have it in the landing net. It’s a 42 inch flathead catfish. One of the onlookers tells her wow good job landing that. And out of her excitement she yells “ Yes I can’t believe I caught the big mother fudgebucket ( except she didn’t quite say fudgebucket) you should of seen the looks on all of their faces😂😂😂😂

LOL
 

Skipper Sean

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sam60
That is why I never put her on speaker phone. Sometimes a conversation with her is like a box of chocolates..... you never know what your going to get!!
 

avenger79

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sam60
That is why I never put her on speaker phone. Sometimes a conversation with her is like a box of chocolates..... you never know what your going to get!!
LOL I have one of those too, she has to be on her best behavior at our co Christmas party. otherwise she gets to talking and....
 

GA_Boater

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His Christmas tree is bigger than yours.

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Traffic stop photo courtesy of Sudbury, MA PD. Escort duty? Don't think so. :eek:
 

Bayou Dave

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It would be cheaper than being cremated. But, it would make one heck of a mess!
 
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