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Was hoping to get one of these for FD ...
Guess I'll settle for a card ..:lol:
Would like to see how they work in real surf conditions ... Sure would make the paddle out easier !!
 

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Y'know ... aside from the price tag, I could get into the idea of an electric surfboard. That's kinda' cool.
 

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Was hoping to get one of these for FD ...
Guess I'll settle for a card ..:lol:
Would like to see how they work in real surf conditions ... Sure would make the paddle out easier !!

Yea but where would I mount the trolling motor for fishing? :facepalm: :noidea:
 

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[FONT=verdana, geneva]A chapter out of one of my dads books. I[/FONT]f you are a bird hunter you might enjoy a short read.




I was home on leave after graduating from OTS and having been commissioned a Second Lieutenant. It had been a never ending round of parties with my fraternity brothers. Jack had been home for the holidays also. He was finishing a year’s leave of absence from college, and from NROTC, working for the State of Oregon as a Civil Engineer.

There was a certain amount of irony in the fact that I was a commissioned officer and he, as yet, was not.

He had been in Navy ROTC his whole college career. He was always going to be a Navy officer. I was always going to be a ne’r-do-well. Somehow events had conspired to cast me in the roll of being slightly Jack’s senior in the great military scheme of things. But he was going to be a pilot so that evened things out and put him back on top.

One evening after Christmas but before New Years a group of my fraternity brothers and I were at my parents’ house where I was staying while on leave. We were drinking beer and doing whatever one did at that kind of gathering. Jack showed up about 10:00. He had said something about possibly dropping by, but it was a fairly vague proposition, so I was surprised to see him, especially that late. After a beer and some small talk he told me we were going bird hunting the next day. He told me to pack warm clothes, like for winter hiking and be ready to leave at 5:00 the next morning. He would supply everything else. I could buy a license once we got over to hunting country.

I had never been hunting. I had never wanted to go hunting. I was planning a lot more beer and conversation before the evening was over, and I wasn’t going to meet anyone for anything at 5:00 in the morning. Besides, I didn’t have any hiking boots. In fact the only shoes I had were loafers.

But jack was insistent, and I became compliant. At 5:00 the next morning I was getting into his car with some warm clothes and wearing a pair of loafers with an extra pair of socks. I wasn’t sure what the extra socks were supposed to accomplish but it had seemed like a good idea. Jack and I and Blaze, his father’s German shorthaired pointer took off toward Central Oregon. I was tired and hung over and totally disinterested in the whole enterprise. Jack was ready to roll and Blaze wanted to know who the goof in loafers was.

A few days prior to this expedition Oregon had been hit by one of those occasionally furious Pacific storms that arrive in November and December. Unlike most of that kind of storm, this one had spared the west side of the mountains but had devastated portions of central and eastern Oregon. That was my one hope. Conditions would be so bad that even a person as unreasonable as Jack would have had to admit that we had to abandon the plan, and I would be home in bed a little later that morning.

But we kept going. We had breakfast in The Dalles where I bought my hunting license and we continued east. We went around one traffic barrier warning of bad road conditions ahead. Jack chose to ignore the warning because we were going to be hunting prior to the area of the bad conditions. By this time the terrain had changed from the heavily wooded Douglas fir rain forest west of the Cascade Mountains to the desert, sagebrush with some scrub Juniper country of Central Oregon. We were getting farther from the main east-west route all the time, driving on a two-lane country road. As we drove Jack did a running commentary about what kind of terrain we were looking for, terrain that would be good habitat for game birds. He would point out a draw and explain how it would be a likely spot to find birds. And he embellished his tutorial with stories about hunting trips he and his father had had in terrain just like that which he had just pointed to. He told about what the birds had done, what the dog had done, how many birds he and his father and Blaze had actually harvested. Even to the non hunter it had begun to get pretty interesting. I kept wondering as we came abreast of each new potential bird place, and then passed it, when we were going to stop and test out the theory.

The weather was also worsening. Even though it was pre-noon it seemed to be getting darker. And it was beginning to spit snowflakes.

Then for no reason obvious to me - the place we were pulling into looked pretty much like every other place we had seen - we stopped. “OK. This is it.” Blaze began to wiggle and whine. Jack got out; I got out; Blaze got out. The sky darkened; the snow stung my face where the wind whipped it. I looked at my loafers. Surely we weren’t really going to do this. Surely we were going to find a town with a decent motel and a decent bar and have a decent day and night and then go home the next morning.

But Jack handed me one of the two guns and a handful of shells. The guns were beautiful little side by side double barrel 20 gauge Winchesters. The shells were medium load number 6 shot. I had never shot a shot gun but was a pretty good shot with a rifle, although I was not a hunter, and I knew and practiced the rules of safety with firearms. The prime rule is never point a gun, even a toy gun, at anything you don’t plan to kill. But making sure the safety is on is also one of the rules. So even though I was a novice hunter we didn’t have to waste a lot of time teaching me how to handle a shotgun.

Jack handed me his gun and went through two of the strands of barb wire fence that kept the cattle in. I handed him my gun and his gun and went through myself. Blaze was already on the other side and heading out on a few preliminary sweeps of the area. Not only hadn’t I ever hunted before, I had never seen a dog hunt. I had some idea about the end game, the “point”, Blaze after all was a pointer, but I had no idea what the process leading up to the point might be; I also didn’t know how fantastically exciting it might be.

The place Jack had chosen to start our hunt looked pretty much like everything else he had pointed out since we had arrived in hunting country. It was a flat area covered with sagebrush and juniper and heading away from and along the axis of the road for as far as you could see. What hadn’t been obvious to me, and may have been obvious to Jack – I never got around to asking – was the fact that, there was a draw once you got into the area and it gradually sloped downhill.

Just as our descent had begun the snow started to get heavier, and borne on one of the numerous biting gusts of wind, it was coming along parallel to the ground. I looked at my loafers; I wondered why I was doing this; I thought of making one last plea for mercy; and then I followed Jack and Blaze down the throat of the draw.

Very quickly what had looked like everything else we had seen as we had driven along became a quite different thing. The place was a significant draw or gully that headed down a hillside. It began to widen and deepen rather quickly, and its end was nowhere in sight. This was going to be a major change of terrain over what it had appeared to be from the road. In fact it already had become different. In addition to the junipers and sage brush there were dense leafless thickets of some kind of 10 foot high scrub brush. And deeper below us it was possible to catch the glint of what appeared to be water. The draw was turning into a little ecological niche with shelter, water, and food probably, for any number of creatures.

Even the wind was much less intense as we got below the crest of the land from which we had descended. Jack didn’t even have to yell to tell me what to do next like he had in the first few moments. We were able to talk at a normal conversational volume level.

Suddenly Blaze started acting oddly, at least from my inexperienced viewpoint. His tail was wagging – not really the right word, thrashing would be more like it – frantically and he was casting around in wide overlapping circles. He was up the right side of the draw; he was down in the bottom; he was across and up the other side, and then back. All of this was happening at an unbelievable pace. “Birds have been here” said Jack.

As if it were scripted two things happened immediately after Jack uttered those rather electrifying – to me - words. A huge gust of wind managed to find its way down to us, bringing a large puff of horizontal snow, filling the draw in a kind of smoky, foggy gloom. Just behind that foggy gloom, looking more like phantom spirits than what they were, followed a flock of about a dozen chukkars. It took a moment for me to realize what I had seen, or even that I had seen anything. Even when I realized what I had seen I didn’t know what, if anything, to do about it. In any event, they had disappeared over the shoulder of the bend in the draw.

Jack did know what to do though. “Get going” he said, charging down the hill and yelling for Blaze. I caught up with him, and as we pressed forward as rapidly as we could he filled me in. “I didn’t see this, but I know that they flipped over that little hump to our right and landed somewhere in there. Blaze will be tracking them, but they’re going to be air-washed of most of their scent, so it probably will take him some time to find them.”

We knew almost immediately that it hadn’t taken Blaze long at all, because almost immediately his casting and tail thrashing became more intense but more controlled. He had slowed from a semi-random gallop to a straight ahead crouching trot, to a creep and to a statue like stop. He had located the birds.

Chukkars and their cousins Hungarian Partridge, I learned from this trip, and many subsequent trips don’t play by any of the classic rules of pointing dog hunting, starting with the fact that they don’t hold to the point. They also don’t fly out of a point; they run; and they are fast. So while Blaze was locked over the scent of the birds, the birds were 50 yards gone and gaining speed toward being over the next rise. Jack yelled “shoot”. I yelled “what?” He repeated himself. I said “they’re not flying”. He looked at me with disgust and yelled something about playing by their rules and pulled off a shot, and one of the retreating birds did a cartwheel.

I had assumed that in addition to three given factors: the weather being a nightmare, my being still mildly hung-over and my suffering from a lack of adequate sleep, the possibility of actually finding anything to legally shoot had existed only in the realm of myth and fantasy, so I had not really actively considered that I would need to shoot the gun. It had just been a necessary piece of impedimenta that I had needed to carry in some sort of act of loyalty to Jack. I had assumed that, after hours of futile traipsing, I would have been able to put the gun down and have a normal evening, with dinner and drinks, having not even taken the safety off.

In spite of that it had been true that Jack was such a compelling Pied Piper that I had experienced moments of letting myself lapse into that realm of myth and fantasy by considering briefly how one shot a gun at an airborne, departing target, but I had kept putting those thoughts out of my mind. And I certainly had not given any consideration to how I would have shot at something running along the ground.

Suddenly I was a few chukkar strides away from being made to look like a fool on one of two counts. I was either going to fumble around with the gun and the birds were going to disappear over the rise like the ghosts I had initially thought them to be, or I was going to blow the top off the rise with a load of number six bird shot. That few moments became my first experience with dramatic movie black and white slow action mode.

As that phenomenon descended upon me, I saw several birds a stride or two from being gone. I lifted the gun to my shoulder, clicking off the safety in the process. I made the mental observation that this was not going to be like what I had imagined shooting a gun at a receding, airborne target would be. That, I had been told, required both eyes to be open; this was going to be like shooting a rifle at a paper target. I closed one eye, drew a bead and squeezed. And a bird did a cartwheel. I had actually gotten my first game bird. Either I had entered the realm of myth and fantasy, or it was actually possible for normal everyday people and a good dog to hunt and harvest game birds. Whichever it was, I was exhilarated.

We actually ended up getting three birds in that first skirmish of the trip. Before the trip was over Jack and I had gotten several others, all shot on the wing.

This three day adventure had succeeded in finishing out the structure of a friendship that had started with Latin home work, had grown with sea gull hinting in the fog, and had survived most of the four years of college life at different colleges. On account of that finishing out, life was to be made much more interesting due to adventures that would occur here and there and hither and yon around the world for the next twenty years. And none of them would have ever happened without their progenitor: the great Central Oregon chukkar hunt of 1964.
 

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Well it is actually from a book he wrote on his year in Saigon in 1967. Prob not completely suitable for this forum. This chapter was a back story to run with the rest of the book and know we have a bunch of folks in that part of the world so posted it. 'Uncle' Jack was my godfather. Lots of great stories around him growing up.


I'm re-reading from my dads webpage and posting on my forum every couple days i think reading one chapter every day or so lets it sink in better. If you want to see it there PM me and I'll link you otherwise if you just want to read it all it go to the hull truth and search Saigon 1967. I posted there in 2013 I think.

hes got a few other books, all interesting from my pov as his son and some is pretty good reading but his syntax can be tough. This one reads well though and irrespective of being his son - and I was one when he was there - it is a good story and perception of that war imo.

That said, there is one more chapter related to hunting and uncle jack let me go find it....
 

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and here is the preface for the book, nothing too bad here.




Segue Saigon


When I started posting these chapters to the prequel to A Curious Confluence: The Story of Adrianna ? that was while I was still in Paris back in January ? I was working on rationalizing and blending four story threads (one is yet to appear in this blog) and was finding it extremely challenging trying to present something that resembled coherence, and something that readers might find interesting.

A great deal of the story is still in my head, being constantly conjured. A surprising amount is already written and awaits the blender. An equally surprising amount has already been published here.

As the brothers head out rue Faubourg St-Jacques it is time to let them attend to their mission, take a break from fiction and turn our attention to a real place and time.

I spent a lifetime one year in Vietnam.

I have written a petite memoir about that year.

I am going to post it here, chapter by chapter, prior to getting back to the Prequel.

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Saigon 1967

Shadows and Memories

Copyright ? 2013 by Noel McKeehan

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Preface

The widow of one of my fraternity brothers recently gave me a letter. It was a letter that I wrote to Tom in 1967. I was in the military at the time. I was in the Air Force. I also was in Vietnam. I was in Saigon. Tom had saved that letter all these years. The letter is written on pages torn from spiral stenographer?s note pad. The tops of the pages are still laced with the hole-centered vestiges of paper that had once secured them to the spiral. They were written on both sides. They were print/written in a weird mix of printed capital letters, accompanied by, with no apparent rhyme or reason, cursive. I still ?write? that way. There is no way to mistake them as having been written by anyone but me.

That was weird: I can no more remember anything that I wrote in that letter, or remember writing it, than I am able to remember the events of my birth. It was as if I had been allowed to travel back in time.

Once I had travelled back, however, the flood gates opened. The nucleus of things that were going on in my life that was presented in that letter suddenly gathered all the other components necessary to bring that nucleus into full blown cellular existence. It was a single celled being, but it was, nevertheless, a being.

This little book is my presentation of that being. Since that being experienced its brief lifespan in Saigon in 1967 that is the name I have given the work.

The book starts with that letter. That letter is unedited.

Introduction

Since I have written this book based upon the pack of memories that the letter to Tom unleashed, and since those memories have come forth as fully formed stand alone entities with no back story, there are a few people and a few things that need to be briefly mentioned.

Ruth was my first wife. I met her late in College and we got married not long after I graduated. By the time I went to Vietnam we had two children.

Jack was a friend whom I met in my first year in high school. Over the years we became ever closer friends and shared a large number of adventures.

Several of those adventures occurred in Vietnam.

I grew up in Portland.

I went to High School at Central Catholic High School.

I went to college at Portland State College ? now Portland State University.

I graduated from Portland State in the spring of 1964. Prior to graduation I had taken and passed a test for admission to Officer Training School in the United States Air Force. At graduation I had a firm induction date in September to commence OTS.

Finally in the spirit of full disclosure, this is not a ?What did you do in the war, Daddy? sort of book. This is a ?How I best remember getting through it? sort of book.

To that end, the tongue engages the cheek just enough to attempt to take the edge off the deadly seriousness of the whole thing.

Everything told here is true and happened in the manner described. I should point out, however, that I report events as if I were Pogo ? Walt Kelly?s brilliantly conceived observer of the ebb and flow of things. Through Pogo?s eyes things always looked ridiculous.







The Author in Nha Bey in 1967

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sorry that other story about uncle jack is the final chapter yer just gonna have to read the whole thing...
 

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Well written stuff Joe. My grandfather's writing style is similar and teaches so much about what they went through.

... and who doesn't like Pogo ;)
 

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thanks. He live a good part of the time on Lopez Island up in the San Juans. He caught this yesterday while taking his twice daily walk:




 

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thanks. He live a good part of the time on Lopez Island up in the San Juans. He caught this yesterday while taking his twice daily walk:





Red, if you ever get the chance to visit Alaska, go for it. Bald Eagles are everywhere. But you can also see Bald Eagles now in a lot of states, just not as plentiful yet.
 

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we spend weekends on the TN river, Gunterville AL, right by the dam at 'eagles nest' cover. Usually see one or two but nothing that close. Lots of ospreys tho' seen many swoop in for a fish.


We're going to Lopez in August. I'll try to take pics this time and post up.
 

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here is a small vignette. He has an interesting way of putting really random things into his stories, verbal and written, with lots of seemingly inane details. this being the 'random' thread figured it would work. This particular bit is pulled from the chapter about his planning to defend himself while living, unarmed per regs, in Saigon should his building be attacked.








The Mayfair was run by Vietnamese, but, I figured out later, the menu was French. I always ordered the onion soup, some kind of deviled crab baked in its carapace and a San Miguel beer. San Miguel beer was from a brewery in the Philippines. It had been owned at one time by General MacArthur. Since MacArthur was an officer it was OK for me to drink it. That MacArthur had owned San Miguel Brewery may have been a myth. It was nevertheless the best beer I had ever drunk. The first time at the Mayfair when the soup arrived it was in a tureen. The surface was lumpy and brown and almost burned in places and solid over the entire surface area. It was what I learned later to be soupe a?l?onion gratine?, which was to become one of my favorite foods. At the time of that first encounter it had been a new and strange adventure.

When I took a spoon to the brown lumpy surface it offered resistance. Soup slopped up and nearly sloshed out of the tureen onto the table cloth. The whole thing was kind of a crust on top of the soup. After some experimentation I discovered that it had chunks of French bread with some kind of melted cheese. The trick, I discovered, was to isolate small pieces of bread and cheese out of the mass and push it gently down into the liquid and retrieve it with a spoonful of liquid, using my fingers to break the skeins of cheese from the mass, so I could lift it to my mouth. It was rather like eating Pizza.

The Mayfair?s onion soup has remained in my memory as being among the best I have ever had anywhere, the best being at the Petite Chaise in Paris. And the crab had proved to be every bit as wonderful in its own way.

So the first of every month I went back to the Mayfair and ordered the same thing for the duration of my time in Saigon.

It was one evening when I was waiting for a bus downtown to go to the Mayfair that I had two odd experiences.

It was getting dark. I was standing at a bus stop. There were lots of Vietnamese civilians milling around doing whatever Vietnamese civilians did at that time of the evening out on the street. Since the bus stop was in front of some sort of public building there were also several white mice, as the Vietnamese police were called; they wore white shirts, hence the white part of their name. So there was an audience for the first experience. A young, probably American, woman appeared out of the advancing gloom walking up the dirt roadside which served as a sidewalk, with a dog on a leash. The dog was a Great Dane. It was probably the biggest Great Dane I have ever seen. The Vietnamese were amazed. Their eyes got very large, and everyone stopped and stared. I knew they were thinking about how many cutlets and steaks they could get off the beast. It was a moment of intense cultural differentiation.

The other thing, that happened next, was of a similar cultural nature. The woman and Great Dane had receded into the other end of the gloom and I was still standing in the darkness, broken by a weak street lamp, waiting for the bus. An old Vietnamese man who was walking along the roadside stopped and said something to me. He was carrying on his right shoulder a thing that looked like two wire circles each with a series of vertical spikes attached, with the circles attached to a central shaft. On each of the spikes was a lump of a reddish blackish substance. My impression was that it was probably some kind of meat.

He was trying to sell some of it to me. I wouldn?t have bought whatever it was under any circumstances, but I was really curious about what it was. I had never seen this sort of configuration of snack vending. In some manner I asked him what the lumps might be, and he said something. Of course I had no idea what he said. Of course he knew I had no idea what he had said. He said something else, and this time made a gesture up to the sky. He said something repetitively and pointed here and there above his head. Since it had become dark the sky above us between the trees had become full of flitting bats.

He apparently was a barbecued bat vendor.

It was several evenings after that encounter that I had the opportunity to test my plan for coping with an attack.
 

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Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9?21


...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."[9]
 
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