Re: Racial profiling
Racial Profiling<br /> Do you remember?<br /><br /> 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:<br /><br /> a. Superman<br /> b. Jay Leno<br /> c. Harry Potter<br /> d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:<br /><br /> a. Olga Corbett<br /> b. Sitting Bull<br /> c. Arnold Schwarzenegger<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:<br /><br /> a. Lost Norwegians<br /> b. Elvis<br /> c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:<br /><br /> a. John Dillinger<br /> b. The King of Sweden<br /> c. The Boy Scouts<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:<br /><br /> a. A pizza delivery boy<br /> b. Pee Wee Herman<br /> c. Geraldo Rivera<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered<br />and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:<br /><br /> a. The Smurfs<br /> b. Davy Jones<br /> c. The Little Mermaid<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /> <br /><br /><br /> 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was<br /> murdered by:<br /><br /> a. Captain Kidd<br /> b. Charles Lindberg<br /> c. Mother Teresa<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:<br /><br /> a. Scooby Doo<br /> b. The Tooth Fairy<br /> c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:<br /><br /> a. Richard Simmons<br /> b. Grandma Moses<br /> c. Michael Jordan<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:<br /><br /> a. Mr. Rogers<br /> b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems<br /> c. The World Wrestling Federation<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers<br /> and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed <br /> by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:<br /><br /> a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd<br /> b. The Supreme Court of Florida<br /> c. Mr. Bean<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br />12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:<br /><br /> a. Enron<br /> b. The Lutheran Church<br /> c. The NFL<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:<br /><br /> a. Bonnie and Clyde<br /> b. Captain Kangaroo<br /> c. Billy Graham<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> Nope, ..I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never<br /> offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be<br /> allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,<br /> airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security<br /> detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss,<br /> but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.
