Quote Of The Day

[RGrew176]

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."


- Mae West (1892-1980)

 

[57whitehouse]

After eating a fantastic meal I said to my wife "If I had a scoop of ice cream right now, I'd throw it out the window because it could not compete for the affections of my taste buds after that meal".

 

[RGrew176]

"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."


- Elvis Presley (1935-1977)

 

[RGrew176]

"No Sane man will dance."


- Cicero (106-43 B.C.)

 

[RGrew176]

"Hell is a half-filled auditorium."


- Robert Frost (1874-1963)

 

[RGrew176]

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."


- Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)

 

[RGrew176]

"Vote early and vote often."


- Al Capone (1899-1947)

 

[RGrew176]

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"


- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

 

[RGrew176]

"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example."


- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

 

[RGrew176]

"Hell is other people."


- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

 

[southkogs]

"Man! ... Sartre was a sour puss."

- southkogs, (1970 - present)

:laugh:

 

[RGrew176]

"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."


- Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavad Gita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion)

 

[RGrew176]

"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."

- Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)

 

[RGrew176]

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."


- Thomas Jones

 

[RGrew176]

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."



- Al Capone (1899-1947)

 

[RGrew176]

"The gods too are fond of a joke."


- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)

 

[RGrew176]

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes."


- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

 

[RGrew176]

"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man."


- Professor Scott Elledge on his retirement from Cornell

 

[RGrew176]

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."


- Robert Orben

 

[RGrew176]

"The cynics are right nine times out of ten."


- Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)