"Always do the right thing. If only because it's the right thing to do." W. Carrol Jordan
"Always smile. I helps maintain the element of surprise when you finally strike" unknown
"You can't spell SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER"
"When you tell somebody somethin, it depends on where you're standing in the United States as to just how dumb you are"
Burt Reynolds, Smokey and the Bandit
"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means."