Punxsutawney Phil . . . I'd like to choke his little hairy neck . . .

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Re: Punxsutawney Phil . . . I'd like to choke his little hairy neck . . .

I'm in NJ now, the area here gets infested with the little furry pests. I had one eat up nearly a whole row of lettuce last year, it took a game cam to figure out he was climbing over the 6' chicken wire fence to get in and out. Even a 12" overhang didn't stop him. The only thing that got him was that he got too fat to climb back out one day and that was fatal.
They don't flop over here, they usually just sit there. I'm too close to other houses to use big fire power, so my old 22 with a scope will have to do. I did take a few out with my 40 but that makes too much noise and draws too much attention.
The part I don't get is that the cats don't bother them, the dogs will till they get really big. They destroyed a neighbors watermelon crop, undermined his storage shed, and dug out a 4' pile of dirt from under his garage. The bad part is we never saw one of those things until a few years ago, then every so often one would pop up, now their everywhere. They eat just about anything, they love beets, forget growing cabbage, beets, corn, lettuce, or squash, they won't let the plants get an inch tall before they gnaw them off to the roots. They don't just nibble, the gorge themselves till they can't move. The one I caught last year in the lettuce patch had eaten or destroyed 40 heads of lettuce in less than two hours. The game cam showed it was only one that got in.
He weighed just over 19 pounds. Never did they try to burrow under the fence, which is buried a foot below the surface for just that reason. To me, groundhog day is just the reminder to buy ammo for the coming season.
 

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Re: Punxsutawney Phil . . . I'd like to choke his little hairy neck . . .

See, I was way ahead of the crowd. This article was in my local paper that I just read online:
Groundhog Phil a furry felon over false forecast - Times Union

Also, just heard on this AM's CBS news that PHIL HAS A LAWSUIT AGAINST HIM.
I wonder if the state he lives in has the death penatly?

Phil is from PA. Yes we have the death penalty but i can't remember the last time it happened.
 

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Re: Punxsutawney Phil . . . I'd like to choke his little hairy neck . . .

I'm in NJ now, the area here gets infested with the little furry pests. I had one eat up nearly a whole row of lettuce last year, it took a game cam to figure out he was climbing over the 6' chicken wire fence to get in and out. Even a 12" overhang didn't stop him. The only thing that got him was that he got too fat to climb back out one day and that was fatal.
They don't flop over here, they usually just sit there. I'm too close to other houses to use big fire power, so my old 22 with a scope will have to do. I did take a few out with my 40 but that makes too much noise and draws too much attention.
The part I don't get is that the cats don't bother them, the dogs will till they get really big. They destroyed a neighbors watermelon crop, undermined his storage shed, and dug out a 4' pile of dirt from under his garage. The bad part is we never saw one of those things until a few years ago, then every so often one would pop up, now their everywhere. They eat just about anything, they love beets, forget growing cabbage, beets, corn, lettuce, or squash, they won't let the plants get an inch tall before they gnaw them off to the roots. They don't just nibble, the gorge themselves till they can't move. The one I caught last year in the lettuce patch had eaten or destroyed 40 heads of lettuce in less than two hours. The game cam showed it was only one that got in.
He weighed just over 19 pounds. Never did they try to burrow under the fence, which is buried a foot below the surface for just that reason. To me, groundhog day is just the reminder to buy ammo for the coming season.

Seems like as much as you stated they eat and the actual types of food they go for, they would be a great source of quality protein. So with so many folks going hunger in this country and so many pesky (and it seems downright deceitful and lying) groundhogs available, I think I see a problem solved... Fire up the kettle ma!!! :D
 

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Re: Punxsutawney Phil . . . I'd like to choke his little hairy neck . . .

If they just flop over you aren't using a big enough gun! :eek: :D :eek:

Maxim 34. If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun. :D
 

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Re: Punxsutawney Phil . . . I'd like to choke his little hairy neck . . .

Hey now!:D

Seriously though, I live in the Ozarks and most of us love to hunt and fish. I don't, however, like to shoot things just to watch 'em flop over.

Not even Arkies?:eek:
 

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Seems like as much as you stated they eat and the actual types of food they go for, they would be a great source of quality protein. So with so many folks going hunger in this country and so many pesky (and it seems downright deceitful and lying) groundhogs available, I think I see a problem solved... Fire up the kettle ma!!! :D

The young ones are tender and delicious. They get tough and strong tasting as they get older. When you shoot them you need to get to them ASAP. The flies are all around them, which is just nasty. And they stink! Got to get the hide off RIGHT AWAY, and they still stink. Smother them with garlic and onions in an attempt to get a slightly more pleasing smell. If you can get them past your nose, they are yummy. Cook them on low temp, nice and slow to get them as tender as possible.

Yep, I have eaten a few ...:hungry::croc:
 

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The young ones are tender and delicious. They get tough and strong tasting as they get older. When you shoot them you need to get to them ASAP. The flies are all around them, which is just nasty. And they stink! Got to get the hide off RIGHT AWAY, and they still stink. Smother them with garlic and onions in an attempt to get a slightly more pleasing smell. If you can get them past your nose, they are yummy. Cook them on low temp, nice and slow to get them as tender as possible.

Yep, I have eaten a few ...:hungry::croc:

Are you talking about groundhogs, Arkies, or Missourians?
 

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Groundhogs .... mostly ...:whistle:

That explains a few things........:bolt:

What cracks me up each year(I don't think I posted this yet), there are 2 scenarios. Either it's going to be an early spring, or, 6 more weeks of winter. 6 more weeks of winter is an early spring around here!:facepalm:
 

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Re: Punxsutawney Phil . . . I'd like to choke his little hairy neck . . .

The young ones are tender and delicious. They get tough and strong tasting as they get older. When you shoot them you need to get to them ASAP. The flies are all around them, which is just nasty. And they stink! Got to get the hide off RIGHT AWAY, and they still stink. Smother them with garlic and onions in an attempt to get a slightly more pleasing smell. If you can get them past your nose, they are yummy. Cook them on low temp, nice and slow to get them as tender as possible.

Yep, I have eaten a few ...:hungry::croc:

Well maybe you can settle something for me then being how you have first hand knowledge. I hear chickens taste just like lying groundhogs. What you say...? :laugh:
 

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Re: Punxsutawney Phil . . . I'd like to choke his little hairy neck . . .

The young ones are tender and delicious. They get tough and strong tasting as they get older. When you shoot them you need to get to them ASAP. The flies are all around them, which is just nasty. And they stink! Got to get the hide off RIGHT AWAY, and they still stink. Smother them with garlic and onions in an attempt to get a slightly more pleasing smell. If you can get them past your nose, they are yummy. Cook them on low temp, nice and slow to get them as tender as possible.

Yep, I have eaten a few ...:hungry::croc:

gee......you cook those things just like i cook porcupine!!! but they are probably a bit easier to skin? lol
 

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Well maybe you can settle something for me then being how you have first hand knowledge. I hear chickens taste just like lying groundhogs. What you say...? :laugh:

I never asked them if they lied before shooting, so I don't know if I have eaten a lying groundhog, but the ones I have eaten tasted more like beef smothered in garlic and onion ...:tongue:
 

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I never asked them if they lied before shooting, so I don't know if I have eaten a lying groundhog, but the ones I have eaten tasted more like beef smothered in garlic and onion ...:tongue:

Let me guess, Tam didn't cook tonite......:eek:
 

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i worked for a company that was sub contracted by a certain unmentionable gov't branch.
the way they got rid of groundhogs was get o'l blue hook up a hose to the exhaust ,and pump the exhaust into the hole.
now o'l blue was a p.o.s. truck that burned more oil then fuel, and was named that way cuz of the smoke she let off. when they stuck that hose into the hole you saw how extensive their tunnel network was. some made it out but most passed away.
their reasoning for mass gophercide to reduce the risk of injuries to humans.
 

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Let me guess, Tam didn't cook tonite......:eek:
Actually, she was with the grand baby, so yes, I cooked ... Ground meat soup. Yum. But what was the ground meat?:noidea:
 

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Actually, she was with the grand baby, so yes, I cooked ... Ground meat soup. Yum. But what was the ground meat?:noidea:

It's best not to get too hung up on the deets.
 

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I see where Punxsutawney Phil has gotten a reprieve now. As I suggested earlier, his handler made up the fact that spring was on its way. So he finally came forward and confessed to fabricating the entire translation, else Phil was going to the gas chamber... Official’s fabricating stories...what a surprise... :facepalm:
 

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Arkies are to tuff to cook. :D
 

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Re: Punxsutawney Phil . . . I'd like to choke his little hairy neck . . .

That explains a few things........:bolt:

What cracks me up each year(I don't think I posted this yet), there are 2 scenarios. Either it's going to be an early spring, or, 6 more weeks of winter. 6 more weeks of winter is an early spring around here!:facepalm:


When did they start this 'Early Spring' thing?

As a kid, which was a little while ago, it was either;

6 more weeks of Winter

OR

6 more weeks til Spring.

None of that Early Spring business.


And growing up in the North Cascades you really didn't expect to see the ground much before Tax Day anyway!
 
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