heycods
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Subject: The Phone call<br /><br />>><br />>> > > ((((RING))))<br />>>> ><br />>>> > **Pick Up**<br />>>> ><br />>>> > "Hello?"<br />>>> ><br />>>> > "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"<br />>>> ><br />>>> > "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"<br />>>> ><br />>>> > After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an <br />>>>Uncle<br />>>>Frank"<br />>>> ><br />>>> > "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right <br />>>>now"<br />>>> ><br />>>> > Brief Pause "Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. <br />>>>Put the<br />>>>phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom <br />>>>door, and<br />>>>shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"<br />>>> ><br />>>> > "Okay Daddy, just a minute"<br />>>> ><br />>>> > A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone "I <br />>>>did it<br />>>>Daddy"<br />>>> ><br />>>> > "And what happened honey?" he asked<br />>>> ><br />>>> > "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes <br />>>>on and<br />>>>ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head <br />>>>on the<br />>>>dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"<br />>>> ><br />>>> > "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"<br />>>> > "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all <br />>>>scared and<br />>>>he<br />>>> > jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I <br />>>>guess<br />>>>he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, <br />>>>he hit<br />>>>the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"<br />>>> > ***Long Pause***<br />>>> ><br />>>> > ***Longer Pause***<br />>>> ><br />>>> > Then Daddy says . . .<br />>>> > "Swimming pool?? Is this 555-7039?"<br />>>> ><br />>>> > "No."<br />>>> ><br /><br /><br />>>> > ***Click............***
