Tyme2fish
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- Feb 19, 2002
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Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans <br />1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!<br /> <br />2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!<br /> <br />3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?<br /> <br />4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!<br /> <br />5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.<br /> <br />6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.<br /> <br />7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!<br /> <br />8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.<br /> <br />9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?<br /><br />10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.<br /> <br />Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???
