SpinnerBait_Nut
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The marriage between the elderly farmer and his young wife was<br />not working out too well, so the farmer consulted his doctor for<br />advice.<br /> <br />The next time youre down in the field plowing and feel a yearning<br />for your wife. said the doctor, dont wait until lunch time or the<br />end of the day, but quit what youre doing and go to the house. I<br />tried that, said the farmer, but by the time I get to the house, I<br />am so tuckered out, its no use.<br /> <br />The doctor thought for a minute, Take your shotgun with you when you<br />leave the house in the morning and if you feel the urge, shoot the gun<br />and she will come down there where you are.<br /> <br />A few weeks later the two men met on the street.<br /> <br />How did it work out? asked the doctor.<br /> <br />Fine, the first three days, said the farmer, <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.then hunting season<br />opened and I havent seen her since.
