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[JoeW]

What are your all time favorite funny one liners, comedy scenes etc from sit comes, or where-ever. <br /><br />I need some laughter here. <br /><br />I'll start off with one of my favorites. During one episode of Taxi, Christopher Lloyd (forget the character's name, he's the burned out ex-druggie.) has to take a written test to renew his driver's license. He runs onto a difficult question and leans over toward his friends who are sitting quietly waiting for him. "What does a yellow light mean?" he whispers. "slow down" they answer quietly. Chris dwells on this for a second and then again whispers, a little more slowly "Whaat dooes aaa yelloww lliigghht meeaan??" he asks again. This goes on for several rounds before the friends give up.

 

[12Footer]

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Cleaned-up for the best site online:<br />"My brain is a Harley. You kick it to start".<br /><br />Frank Zappa<br /><br />And I really need a kick to git started this early. but hey, it's a job.

 

[Throbbin Rods]

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Reverend Jim Ignatowski, on Taxi, when asked to donate to a gift for Elaine, pledges all he's saved since swearing off booze and drugs, empties his pockets and says, " I gave up drugs and alcohol for 37 cents?"<br /><br />Sipowitz from NYPD Blue, when his partner is cleared of the shooting of a suspect that had a gun on Sipowitz, says, "AS far as shootings go, that was one of my all time favorites!"

 

[Roger Rose]

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Norm on Cheers " It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear".

 

[gaugeguy]

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Roy Scheider in Jaws..."We're gonna need a bigger boat".<br /><br />Outlaw Josey Wales..."dying ain't much of a living, boy"

 

[Carphunter]

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I was always partial to Jesse "The Body" in Predator, "I ain't got time to bleed".<br /><br />Wish he was our Govenor. .....

 

[gaugeguy]

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Originally posted by Carphunter:<br />I was always partial to Jesse "The Body" in Predator, "I ain't got time to bleed".<br /><br />Wish he was our Govenor. .....

Read in the paper today he was thinking about a presidential run

 

[POINTER94]

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Boating accident, this was no boating accident.<br /><br />JAWS<br /><br />This one goes to 11.....<br /> <br />There is something wrong when a stonehenge monument is in danger of being trampled by a dwarf.<br /><br />Spinal tap

 

[wrenchboy]

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Too many... How about a Christmas Story, when they were picking out there tree... "naw, thats them balsams." I also love the comment from Jaws when he says "you're gonna need a bigger boat"

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Clint "Go ahead, make my day"<br />or, "You feel lucky punk, do ya"

 

[tylerin]

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"I'm a shaking it boss" Cool Hand Luke one of my favorite movies

 

[oddjob]

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I escaped from a Geogia chain gage.(thats the name of the movie I think).<br /><br />Says the wardon "You in Georgia now boy, here we do things Georgia's way! .....

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

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Steve Martin from The Jerk, "This is the best pizza in a cup I've ever had"<br /><br />Crocodile Dundee "That's not a knife, THAT'S a knife"<br /><br />Days of Thunder "Rubbin's racin'"

 

[snapperbait]

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Caddyshack, Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervick (sp?)... <br />" Hey Smells.. My dingy's bigger than your whole boat"...

 

[ChrisMcLaughlin]

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Les Nessman in WKRP in Cincinatti.<br />"I swear to God I thought turkeys could fly!!!!"<br />After droping turkeys in a grocery store parking lot from a helicopter for a promotional event.

 

[Roger Rose]

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Theres a lot in Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Ron White 'You come to Texas and kill somebody, we'll kill you back'!

 

[JoeW]

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"What we have here is failure to communicate!"<br /><br />Cool Hand Luke!

 

[Kiwi Phil]

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"I'll be feeding the Chooks at 3.00pm"<br /><br />Sir Joe Beijkle Petterson, past Premier of Queensland.<br /><br />This was how he he advise everyone of a press conference. Always did it, for 19 years.<br /><br />Cheers<br />Phillip

 

[JoeW]

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Kiwi,<br />What's a "chook"?

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Originally posted by joew94th:<br />Kiwi,<br />What's a "chook"?

Chook is a chicken "down under"