KaGee
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- Joined
- Aug 14, 2004
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Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> California: By 30, <br />Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, <br />Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It yet <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru <br />(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...<br />Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Kentucky: Five Million People; <br />Fifteen Last Names<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, <br />But That's Our Tourism Campaign<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Maine: We're Really Cold, <br />But We Have Cheap Lobster <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Maryland: If You Can Dream It, <br />We Can Tax It<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...<br />And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, <br />The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, <br />and Very Little Else<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? <br />I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, <br />You Have The Right To An Attorney. <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br />North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Oklahoma: Like The Play, <br />Only No Singing<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Oregon: Spotted Owl...<br />It's What's For Dinner<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? <br />We Didn't Actually Surrender <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Tennessee: The Educashun State<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Texas: Si, Habla Ingles<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Vermont: Yep<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs <br />And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Washington: We have more rain than you do <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br />West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really! <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /> Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...<br />And The Sheep Are Scared!<br /><br />Happy Friday!! 
