New Hurricane Alert<br /><br />The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Ivan and Jeanne. The path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly unpredictable. Experts predict this hurricane will cause more damage to the United States than we have experienced in all of the last four years combined. This one is called Hurricane Kerry and the only sure way citizens can protect themselves from it's zig zaging unpredictability is by getting behind a Bush! 
