never had it so good

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Dear Ma and Pa,



I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.



I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to make.
Practically nothing.



Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.



We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A 'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.



The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.



This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why.. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. Al l you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges They come in boxes.



Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake .. I only beat him once... He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near 300 pounds dry.



Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.



Your loving daughter ,

Alice
 

aspeck

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Re: never had it so good

Always love this letter ...
 

JB

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Re: never had it so good

Yup. Me too. At least partly because my daughter, Alice, is a Commander in the Navy and married to a retired Purple Heart Command Master Chief Corpsman.
 

drrpm

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Re: never had it so good

Definitely an oldie. But still cute. Next month makes it 12 years since I got out of the army.
 

evolution1985

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Re: never had it so good

I got that emailed to me 2 days after finishing basic. made me laugh every time we went for a stomp for months afterwards
 

chriscraft254

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Re: never had it so good

Being a former Marine myself, I can appreciate that letter more than you know.

When in basic training at sand flee heaven, my brother being a cheif in the navy, sent me a long letter just telling me to do my best and do what they tell me type of thing. He then at the end of the letter reminded me that the Marine Corp is only a department of the navy, trying to be a wise azz.

I promptly sent him a letter back thanking him and reminded him it was the MENS DEPARTMENT!
 
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