Nautical Tattoo Pictures

HopeSheFloats

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Re: Nautical Tattoo Pictures

Nice tattoos, but not my thing as I always recall this...

THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT THE TATTOO PARLOR


* "Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."

* "We're all out of red, so I used pink."

* "There are 2 Os in Bob, right?"

* "That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie."

* "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."

* "I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."

* "The flag's all done and you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect."

* Oops....
 
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