My Hero!

JoeW

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) is doing it RIGHT!!:<br /><br />He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. <br /><br />He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies. <br /><br />He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination. <br /><br />He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel. When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs. <br /><br />He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value. When the inmates complained, he told them.....this is a good one......"This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back." <br /><br />He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place!! <br /><br />(Boy! You have to love this guy!!)
 

snapperbait

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Re: My Hero!

Newt's lecture series!! :eek: I dunno, that could be cruel and unusual punishment... But I like it... :D
 

kenimpzoom

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Great read!<br /><br />I just hope that the guards have plenty of armor and ammo, when the prisoners finally revolt!<br /><br />Ken
 

JB

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Re: My Hero!

Hmmmm. Third party candidate? :)
 

Bob in Calif.

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My wife still can't fathom why I have wanted to move to Maricopa Co., Harizona...."Joe's County", for the last 4 years. <br /><br />Harizona still has freedom's, that no longer exist here in Calipornia, thus the name, "The Left Coast."<br /><br />...Bob in..."The Bogs of Leftdom"... :mad:
 

brother chris

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Since I am from Canada and we don't have chain gangs, I'm jealous. I think anyone who is in jail deserves to be punished. And not just by sitting in the clink watching t.v. and smoking cigarettes. <br />Good for that Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) guy. <br />Should make them all listen to Barry Manilow as well. :)
 

KennyKenCan

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If you ever wanted to gaurentee that a prisoner would never come back to the prison, all you have to do is pump in some "Myron Florin" music 24/7/364!<br /><br />And on Christmas day, "White Christmas", all day long!
 

POINTER94

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How can someone pay their debt to society, sitting back, watching cable tv, in air conditioned comfort, congical visits, lifting weights, playing basketball, free college, free lawyer, free law library, free meals, health care, etc.<br /><br />Where is the payment????????????<br /><br />Get em' Sheriff Joe.
 

Boomyal

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But it all sounds so meeeean and cruuuuel. Those evil Wepublicans let them all down, that's why they are there in the first place. There wasn't enough midnight basketball to keep them out of trouble. If only we caaaared more and tweated them kindly, maybe they would get well and stop doing bad things. <br />
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cajun555

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Sounds like the kind of county sheriff we need in my co. It seems all our sheriff wants to do is bust 8 liner game rooms. He busted one and handcuffed 60 and 70 year old customers and took them to jail. Now our county is a little safer with these harden criminals off the streets. Lets don't worry about the drug dealers, murders, and rapist!!!!
 

SlowlySinking

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He's doing a fine job but the liberals sure hate him, way to go Joe on both counts. <br /><br />What a screwed up Criminal Justice System,<br /><br />New York State just reversed all death sentences to life without parole, too bad they forgot that the victims got life sentences with any chance of reversal. <br /><br />A few years ago Suffolk County NY tried to make prisoners clean up the trash along the roads, guess what, the labor unions objected that it would take away union jobs, so the prisoners spend all day doing nada.
 
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