OldMercsRule
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Hi Guys, I used to listen to Tom Likus from time to time until his blasphemein' got to me, (the pizza delivery stories were my favorite). I may not be a worthy Christian in some peoples' eyes, but I don't like that: non the less, (sorry: Bro Haut). Don't even know if he is still yakin' in the Seattle area, as I haven't heard him in years. That said: I and my family run a small business in Bellevue, (East o' Seattle). This one woman, (who I think has used our service before), forgot one part of her order when she picked it up. We called to let her know and she said she would stop by to pick it up. The next day she called when we were real busy and requested that I deliver the missing item. I told her I couldn't due to the press of business until later. We finally wrapped up (after dark), and I called her and she explained how to get to her place not far from the store. She lived in a large apartment complex with very complicated address system. She told me to call on my cell when I got to the complex, and she would come out to my SUV to pick up her items. Got there shortly and called, (the call was blocked; and she was expecting me). I used my Sweetie's cell phone and still could not get through but was able to leave a message. I don't have much patience in these types of matters, so I walked around the complex and some good hearted soul showed me where her building was after 10 minutes of walking around. Went to the door, and knocked. I could hear others inside yakin' and after a wait that tested my patience again this lady came to the door. IT TOOK MY BREATH AWAY! She was built like a line backer, (large and not very attractive), and had on a black see through item on and HUGE bare breasts. Handed her the item and got outa there as quick as I could. This gal is a little off, and I hope we never give her a reason for me to deliver again. Hope ya get a chuckle out of this. JR
