Kenneth Brown
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A little boy was sitting on a curb with a gallon of turpentine and was <br />shaking it up and watching the bubbles. A little while later a priest walks up and <br />asked the little boy what he had. <br />The little boy said "This is the most powerful liquid in the world. It is <br />called turpentine."<br />The priest said "No,. the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. <br />If you rub a pregnant woman's belly with Holy Water; she will pass a healthy <br />baby."<br />The little boy said "If you rub this turpentine on a cat's butt he will pass <br />a Harley Davidson ."
