More Hunting with Carpy and Aspeck ...

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Carpy and Aspeck head out for a day of deer hunting. That night, Carpy returned alone, staggering under the weight of an ten-point buck.

"Where's Aspeck?" He was asked.

"Aspeck had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail."

"You left Aspeck laying out there and carried the deer back?"

"A tough call," nodded Carpy, "but I figured no one, in their right mind, is going to steal Aspeck!"

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Carpy and Aspeck got a pilot to fly them into the far north for deer hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up.

They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six deer. But the pilot objected and he said, "The plane can only take four of your deer, you will have to leave two behind."

They argued with him: The year before they had shot six and the pilot had allowed them to put all aboard. The plane was the same model and capacity.

Reluctantly, the pilot finally permitted them to put all six aboard. But when the attempted to take off and leave the valley, the little plane could not make it and they crashed into the wilderness.

Climbing out of the wreckage, Carpy said to Aspeck, "Do you know where we are?"

"I think so," replied Aspeck, "I think this is about the same place where we crashed last year!"

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Carpy and Aspeck went deer hunting, and Carpy shot a deer. They started to take it back to their truck. They were pulling it by the hind feet. That made the fur, and horns snag on the ground, making it hard to pull.

Another hunter, seeing their dilemma, told them it would be easier to pull the deer by the rack. That way the fur and rack wouldn't snag on the ground. The guys thanked the man, and he went on.

After a little discussion, they decided to drag it by the rack. Carpy turned to Aspeck and said, "Ya know, this is a lot easier to drag now."

Aspeck said,"Yeah, but we sure are getting a long way away from the truck."

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Aspeck and Carpy are out in the woods hunting when Aspeck suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing: his eyes are rolled in his head. Carpy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Aspeck is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is silence....and then a shot is heard. Carpy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now What?"
 

JB

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Re: More Hunting with Carpy and Aspeck ...

You guys sure do need new hunting partners. :) :)
 

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Re: More Hunting with Carpy and Aspeck ...

i just spit coffiee all over my puter screen again.....

:D :D :D :D....lol....
 

tashasdaddy

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Re: More Hunting with Carpy and Aspeck ...

Cabin fever is setting in really early. can't wait for February.
 

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Re: More Hunting with Carpy and Aspeck ...

every one seems to be happy tonight......so i just gotta bump this
 

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Re: More Hunting with Carpy and Aspeck ...

Thats funny, and all this time, I never new my hunting partner was aspeck!

Love them huntin jokes, that for sure.:D​
 
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