moderator1
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Dec 5, 2002
- Messages
- 1,668
It has come to our attention that some of you think that we moderators have a poof button.<br /><br />I am pleased to tell you that we do.<br /><br />We have been provided with a unique keyboard that has a six inch diameter, backlit red button that says POOF on it. 
It is kind of like the Batphone. We can hit it in an instant and send your thread to the cyber wasteland! We also have an instant moderator alert ring that we wear. <br /><br />We are trying to figure out how to wire the poof alarm into NORAD so that we can also launch missiles with it. It is my understanding that we also need a key. I think some call it a football?<br /><br />Does anyone have that key?
It is kind of like the Batphone. We can hit it in an instant and send your thread to the cyber wasteland! We also have an instant moderator alert ring that we wear. <br /><br />We are trying to figure out how to wire the poof alarm into NORAD so that we can also launch missiles with it. It is my understanding that we also need a key. I think some call it a football?<br /><br />Does anyone have that key? 
