Memorial Day Weekend Stupid Human Sightings

Ross J

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I'm the Captain and my wife, Vicki, is the Admiral. We don't have a crew cause thats only a screw with the s missing and the bloody boats for fishing after all.....<br />Ross
 

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Since I spent most of the weekend on the water I got to see a couple more intresting sights and the bikinis don't count.<br />Two of these echo the first and the third and fourth are OMG the kicker being #3.<br />1 Pontoon heading in trying to cut the corner too close and instead of keeping it in the deeper water all of a sudden it grinds over the rocks used to make the old road bed. I heard the noise and then utter silence from about 200yds away. Somehow he floated over and got the motor restarted and kept heading to the ramp although much slower at this point. I would loved to have seen the prop. <br />2 Pontoon looking lost turned about 4 times then took off top speed like he knew where he was going. Well let me tell you he did not straight out into the stump field and the only way he could have went and not been safe. With the first I posted and these two inbreeders I wish everyone does as i do during winter low water and check out the lake for new sandbars and washed in things.<br />3 It gets worse. A jet ski doing 60+ in the middle of above stump field. Every fisherman and several other boaters stoped and watched as this too stupid to live person not only runs about 400 yards in but does figure 8's and the full throttles out w/o hitting any stumps. This area is max 2' deep most places. If a wipe out occured somebody would have been hurt badly or killed.<br />4 The kicker and someone should have known better. A local rescue diver was out with his two girls. He was comming in as i was going out we knew each other in passing at several local ramps and on the water so we spoke. He went and got the truck as we kept an eye on his girls for him (ours were talking to them). He pulled his boat around and got it on the trailer then winched it in tight got out and started to pull up his truck when the winch started spinning backwards. It seemed he forgot to lock the winch after pulling off some of the strap to winch the boat up. I hollered and he stoped seeing the problem at the same time I did. Since he has a big 4X4 and a light fiberglass boat he almost had a serious gel-coat repair job. <br />These were just the ones I saw.
 

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i know..... i act all big & mucho behind this keyboard when no ones around... but sometimes it's good to get the ole' horns up .. even tho it's pretend... HEY ,,, CAN'T A MAN BE A M ... what's that dear ,,?? yes honeynubbins,, i'll be rite there.. igotta go ....
 
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lol<br /><br />well I guess I scored big points then...because my motor cover was off and I was in the water and my boat started then died....and there were a few choice words....<br /><br />*pout* **** **** **** I wanted to take a spin around the lake<br /><br />mnsweetnsassy2
 
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Well Folks,<br /><br />Here's the report from AZ.<br /><br />-Really nothing unusual :( .<br /><br />The state was blessed with having more BUI's than any year in history. The local news blames it on 9/11. Yeah right!!<br /><br />On a good note-no one got killed on our canyon lakes, that truly is a good thing.<br /><br />I did see the usual crowd of AAA+++ personalities jockeying for position at the launch ramps though. There were, of course, choice words for those within earshot. But no handcuffs or fistfights-at least that I saw. Might have been because The Law was everywhere. They even hassled me for watching! They thought I was some kind of sadist.<br /><br />Now the road back to town was a different story. Again the law was EVERYWHERE and they were <br />"coaching and consulting" our boating freinds all over the place. I missed my "session" because I wasn't dragging anything and I looked somewhat respectable-you know, out for a drive with the fam.<br /><br />I concede, I lose. But, that is not a bad thing.
 

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Hello all.<br /><br />Well, I swore I wouldn't do any weekend fishing, but the fishing bug got the best of me and I ventured out to a local resivour on Memeroial Day of all days. Getting started wasn't bad around 9am, but coming off at 1:30pm was a hoot.<br /><br />I couldn't believe the show, it was amazing. People coming off and people coming in - all at the same time.<br /><br />I saw 2 guys muskie fishing with 2 giant lures making splashes like a brick dropped in the water - about 20' form the boat ramp.<br /><br />Guy ahead of me ties up his boat and decides to get lost about 10 minutes before coming back with his trailer. Seemed like an enternity.<br /><br />While I'm watching all this chaos another boater backs up to launch with his teenage son. Only problem, his son forgets to untie his boat from the rope he is holding and dad pulls away dragging the boat out of the water onto the conrete ramp - SCRAPE. Luckily, no major damage and the dad kept his cool.<br /><br />It was my first "busy weekend" launch and I did fine (even with a 7 year old on board), but man there were some crazies out there.
 

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As a bonus to my weekend of beaching to change prop and drop off kids. My cousin decides he is gonna take the helm, he is a great ski driver, but thats about it. I am beached pretty far up, so I can change the prop, while I am getting wife and kids settled on the beach he lowers drive and starts engine. As I walk up to the boat he says "hop in, I'll hit reverse." Of course the drive is in the nice soft beach sand up to the middle of the prop hub. Man did we look stupid. Got a good laugh out of it though, and yes, I took the helm until it was time for me to ski.<br />Al...
 

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Ah, the weekend. Got to see a boater with temp tags on his Honda (tiny suv) and his trailer....well the people were not local and had a new boat to boot. I know that it took that driver 30 (yes 30) minutes to back up to get his boat out. This trailer backing was totally mystical to this guy. He was even offered assistance but refused it. He was blaming his wife who was a bystander also. His IQ had to be in the low double digits.<br /><br />Another couple launched a nice Larson I/O but the guy walked to boat around to the dock??? He found out that the COLD water was also DEEP! This was interesting to a bunch of people until 10 minutes later he walked onto the dock to install a battery. This guy shares a battery between his boat and his truck. That was a new one on me. He had to reverse the proceedure when he took the boat out.<br /><br />Fun was had by all.<br /><br />Bob
 

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on a serious note :: over the weekend three brothers lost there lives when there 37 foot twin 1,000 hp. catamorann hull race boat capable of doin'over 140 mph flipped over in the ocean a 1/2 mile off sea isle city jersey .. a beach resort area.. witnesses said she's came a hummin' just think of what the parents must be goin' thru...
 

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there are alot of idiots in cheat lake. I am 15 and sail a bayliner buccaneer 200. I towed in a Crownlie 1800, (with my 6 horse evinrude) when I got bac some a s s hole was flying in the nowake zone (noone follows it) 10 feet awa from my dock (I have lake front property were I live) he had a 30 foot caben cruiser with his teenae daughter sunbathing on the bow (I did not yell because of this I was buissy watching) but therewer 15 jet skiers behind him jumping wake, one of them crashed and broke his leg. there was a boat accident neer the ramp and a car crash at the ramp. The only boaters I respect here ar the ones that follow the rules of the rode and the Bass boaters man u bass boaters "aint dum" notg better then seeing 4 bass boats chassing and cussin at a guy in a 28 foor seeray for making to much wake the guy in the see ray had no chance, those bass boats go 70mph and that see ray 40!!!!!!! I and the bass boaters are the only ones who actaully listen to those no wake bouys!!!
 

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About those 3 brothers...<br /><br />I am from Jersey myself and I was in Sea Isle City where it happened during that weekend. It just so happens that the one brother lives in the same developement that a co-worker lives in.<br /><br />They still haven't found the 3 men yet...<br /><br />There was another boating accident this past weekend also. There were 2 people that went overboard, they found one....
 

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I was at Scotts Flat lake this week-end and the lake was full to the point that it was way too shallow for a boat near the beach. <br /><br />So those of us who had boats parked them off shore...all but one guy who knew better.<br /><br />It was Saturday afternoon and he was going to go for a little run around the lake, starts the motor and puts it into drive with the outdrive in the full up setting and takes off.....for about 13 feet and ends up on a mud bar. <br /><br />At this point he goes to full power, and goes nowhere, so he thinks to himself that if I can't go forward I'll try reverse at full power and he does... still stuck at this point.<br /><br />He gets out of the boat and see that water only comes up to his ankle.<br /><br />Mister master boater pulls his boat free and parks it on the beach and starts his motor and the noise that came from it was nothing I ever want to hear agine. <br /><br />One would think that if all the boat a parked 15 to 20 feet from shore it might be a good ideal to follow suite.
 

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There are some times that you just want to go and ask people like that "Isn't it odd that your the ONLY ONE???"<br /><br />Craig
 

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Here is my monthy rant on boating saftey issues in Australia.. :) <br />###########<br />On the issue of boating saftey... we lose alot of people in Australia.. we have a costline all the way around.. and deep sea not far beyond, (we are after all the worlds largest island.)<br /><br />The CG at our perth quay.. stop any small boat they don't recognise heading out to sea and check them for saftey gear etc.. to many people try to go to rottnest island in jetski's and small dingys with no idea and no safty gear..<br /><br />the unthinkable happend recently when a family decided to try the 5-10mile crossing to rottnest in what looked to be a 17foot aluminium dingy.. (it was hard to tell from the photo I saw of what was left)<br /><br />They found the wife and kids, then they found the boat.. it looked like a beer can that had been bashed by a team of men with hammers. then they found the father.. he was dead.<br /><br />He apparently had engine troubles and ran into some rocky outcroppings about 2 miles from the island.. <br /><br />They were very lucky that the wife and kids survived...<br /><br />The boat was amazingly mangled.. it had bashed repeatadly against the rocks in a strong swell, it would have been a death sentence to have stayed on it in those conditions.. (ditto if you were not on it I guess)<br /><br />Our local rescue services are kept very busy rescueing around here.. we have alot of stupid and uninformed boaters around..<br /><br />In fact recentlty our navy has had to rescue a few international recreational sailers trying to break records and had problems in our waters...<br /><br />And us tax payers end of paying for it.. there was one guy they had to rescue twice.. he decided to try for the record again and got in trouble yet again.. and still he wasn't asked to pay... it sucks. he was not an Australian, had never paid taxes here, wasn't working here, just wanted to sail through our waters.. got stuck in life threatning situations twice. both times several thousand km from help.. and twice they rescue him and he gets no charge.. thats nuts, its like encouraging these "heros" it must have cost many many thousands to send the huge navy rig out after that guy (not to mention risking lives)... (huge seas at the time and smaller rigs not available or not practical)<br />If they insist on doing this.. then they should at least bother to check weather situation.. we have a huge area of water in Australian juristriction and the swells can get mindblowingly huge.. also far south the waters are very very cold, we are not that far form antartica.<br /><br />Strangely enough, in these international rescues.. the guy rescued has been english in the majority of cases.<br /><br />The other problem we have are the "boat people" they get sent here in very unsafe boats crammed to the brim with refugee's and they get in trouble (the last one sank long before getting here). when they get here, they spend months in confinment while they are processed and complain and riot the whole time,, release us they say.. many are from IRAQ and Afganistan.. and all the "human rights" people protest that we should release them all into society ASAP..<br /><br />They will keep protesting until one of them flys a plane onto the Sydney harbour bridge or something, then they will ask why our government didn't stop them coming into the country in the first place.. its nuts...<br /><br />They want the impossible, then complain when they don't get it..<br /><br />Incidently, after 9/11 we found that we had several arabs taking flight classes that had bugus identities.. and they were taking courses relating to 737's.... thats sus enough for me to be worried.. what about you???<br /><br />Everyone thinks our government made bad calls with the Tampa refugee crisis.. but I stand behind them, (except to say it could have been handled more diplomatically) the problem is. we found them safe haven.. they didn't want it.. they refused it... they wanted Australian or nothing.. thats not a sign of a true refugee.. who would have taken anything better over what they had previously. we offered them accomidation on a island close by, which we funded.. it was new and just as good as their accomidation would have been in a detention center over here.. but they didn't want it.. they wanted to be released into Australian society..<br /><br />If they were escaping persecution in their homeland, and had to escape, well fair enough.. we have to help them, and they should accept what help is there for them.. (we very rairly turn boats around and send them packing and never if they are sinking or in distress) once they are in Australian waters. but they should not expect to be immediatly granted asylum in the country of their choosing.. If we completely open our doors to them all, we'd have 100 times the number of boats that come over here now...<br />and not many of them are equiped to be productive members of society here.. and as a resuld would be additional huge burden on our social services....<br /><br />Don't get me wrong.. I am not saying we should not help them,, I am saying they have no right to be picky about where they are put up... we don't put them anywhere there lives are in danger..and they have comfortable living in our camps while being processed... but we can't release them to general public until it is assured they are not a danger and even then, they should have to wait their turn.. catching an illegal boat to australia should not "fast track" them to refugee status,, if it did.. the low lifes making money by cramming them into boats and sending them here would be making alot more money from it.<br /><br />anyway, thats my rant for the month.. sorry for putting you though that.. but it made me feel better for what its worth.. :) <br /><br />regards<br /><br />Frank
 

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Frank:<br />Nice Rant. I agree. I have been to Perth on a U.S. NAVY Carrier. We had a storm come up while we were in port and man did it rock the Liberty Boat. Anyhow, Keep the good word coming. Your not the only one that feels that way...
 
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Franki,<br /><br />It's the same deal here. Where I live we have the Mexican Border to deal with. Lately, the Mexican Federalies have been crossing over into the US and firing upon our Border Patrol. Of course, we can't fire back, the liberals would have a field day. Most likely these Federalies are protecting drug runners by drawing attention away from them. But I digress, the only way to stop drug running is to take away the market. And, I don't see that happening.<br /><br />On the terrorist note, we have many middle eastern young men running around is this country on expired student and work visas. We don't have a clue where they are and can't search them out by "profiling" because that would violate their civil rights. What RIGHTS? They are not CITIZENS!!! So, in the meantime, our airport security continues to harass 78 year old women in wheelchairs while some guy fitting the "profile" glides through the line with fuses sticking out of his tennis shoes.<br /><br />I try to explain the stupidity of these idiotic policies to some of my liberal acquantances only to get a blank stare back. They won't get it until it's too late-I'm afraid.
 

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drives me up the wall.. I always find myself wondering if they have some political agenda.. <br /><br />If our government let these people in.. and something happend.. all of these "human rights" protesters would demand that our government "step down",, and yet when they try to prevent it happening, these people are not happy either... They seem to think that the secret service guys all have a big wall poster with "terrorists" on it and anyone not on the poster can't be a terrorists...<br /><br />You'd think somebody would have noticed that most of the IRA were never caught.. Terrorism is like fighting vietnam on a world wide stage.. Terrorists don't run around with the word stamped on their forehead, more often then not, they don't all fit profiles.. and the mojority of them know that blending in with the ordinary people is their main defense. so its not the "walk in the park" that these people seem to think it is..<br /><br />Its not like we are shoting these people, we just have a right do decide who comes in and who doesn't...<br /><br />The other funny thing is,, these same people blame our government for bad ecomomy figures.. and yet they want us to take in a couple of hundred thousand regugee's each year, most of whom would end up on the dol (social services) and be an additional cost to the taxpayer and the ecommony.. these people never seem to have the foresight to see both sides of the coin.<br /><br />I think in this day and age, the hard line is the only one that makes sense.. (I also think the Australian they caught fighting for the terrorists should be summarily executed, or at least beaten senseless with plastic pipes daily for 10 years.)<br /><br />"prison reform" are mutually exclusive terms.<br />We tax payers are paying now for soocial services that won't exist when we need them. (ie pensions.)<br /><br />I also think gun control as it is now sucks pretty badly.. in Australia, only criminals can have semi automatic weapons, and only farmers can have bolt action guns, and even then they have to jump through hoops to get them..<br /><br />We had a national "hand your semi auto in" day about two years ago.. under threat of punishment if you didn't.. now they have discovered that there is a massive underground pistol market in Australia,,, gee what a surprise.. and they also discovered that the criminals didn't hand their guns in.. another surprise.. so all they sucessfully did was make the "good people" unable to defend themselves.. <br /><br />People are sheep,, they follow the alpha male every time.. usually without any forethought.<br />They didn't take away guns to stop criminals. they took them away because 3 years or more ago, a guy in Tasmania went nuts and shot 17 people.. and a polition realised that if he proposed gun control, all the scared sheep would vote for him. The thing noone seems to have considered, is that if any of those people had a weapon, he would not have gotten any where near as far as he did... and they would have stood a chance rather then making interesting target practice for him.<br /><br />I am rather disillusioned with human stupidity at the moment, there appears to be no end to it.<br /><br />I have lots of opinions, don't get me started. <br />:)<br /><br />PS, excuse my ranting, I've had a bad week. :) <br /><br />regards<br /><br />frank
 
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Franki,<br /><br />I'm with you. The thing is here though, all eighteen of the terrorists that did the 9/11 disaster fit ONE profile.<br /><br />As far as our borders go, the dirty little secret is that there are 100,000 people coming over the border every month from Mexico. And that is just the Tucson Sector, that doesn't include Texas or California. A lot of people in this country don't realize that. Another scary part is that not all of these people are Latinos. They are from everywhere: former eastern block countries, the old USSR, China, Viet Nam, you name it.<br /><br />Most of these folks do not become productive citizens in that they do not enter the "legitimate" trade network in this country. They live and work in the ever growing underground that works in cash only. Thus, we tax payers get to pay more and more as the taxable base shrinks.<br /><br />But, we can't round them up, because we might "offend" them. And, guess what, many of them vote. Thanks to the Motor Voter bills that have passed in many states.<br /><br />That's right, you can be an illegal alien and vote and you can even get free college tuition in California. Something not available to the average working Joe that pays taxes.<br /><br />I can't believe it!!!
 

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hey guys how about you read the 14, 18, or all of the admenments. I'm 15 and I seem to know more about this then you guys. get your old history books out and read them. 14 admenment talks about this. (Goverment taking control of states for first time.. some people believe the whole civil war was because of this.) (our goverment protects us from OUTSIDE INVADERS) And NO I AM NOT RACIST
 

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I don't think any of us are racist..<br /><br />I am from Australia, and I don't know what the hell you are talking about with regards to ammendments... :) <br /><br />You want to talk racist.. how bout this.. in an effort to increase australia's percieved "freindlyness" with Indeginious Australians (read Aborigines) they get better educationional options, they get better social services treatment.. better healthcare in many cases and they can get specific loans subsidised by the government so that they can get a car, make one payment on it, and keep it.. <br /><br />There have been many cases of them buying a new landcruizer with this scheme, driving it till it runs out of fuel in the middle of nowhere and just dumping it.. hows that for pathetic?<br />And its all to appeas the bleeding hearts about stuff that was done by "our" people in the past.. (over 200 years ago in the past) I don't think I should have to pay for mistakes that I didn't make.. I am not responsible for my (or anyone elses) ancestors.<br />(I will accept aguements to the affect that I may be responsible for my offspring, but not my ancestors)<br /><br />What these posts are about is not racism.. they are about legal immigration.. we in Australia accept over 250,000 legal immigrants each year,, <br />and that amount grows all the time.<br /><br />Why should we accept unemployable people? if a business employed people unable to do their assigned tasks, that business would die pretty fast, a country is essentially a very big business.. and things will not get better till people realise that..<br /><br />Sympathy only goes so far. taking unlimited illegal immigrants is not a solution, its fixing a symptom..its not curing the disease..<br /><br />Curing the disease, may involve some violence back where the refugee's came from.. and the bleeding hearts don't like that either..<br /><br />all dictatorships/military rule should be forced to become democracies.. simple as that.. there is no other way.<br /><br />then we could go about making sustainable changes to those countries so they can support their own populations. sending foregn aid to non decocratic countries is also a patch designed to help us feel better about ourselves since it doesn't fix the problem, it just helps abit with some symptons.. if a countries cash is being syphoned by a dictator, then no amount of freebie food drops is going to fix anything.<br /><br />This is all about freedom.. <br /><br />In my country I have the right to:<br />1. have my own religion.<br />2. Visit tall buildings without fear of people landing planes in them.<br />3. equal fair and considerate judgements with all other race/creed/religions in our population.<br /><br />My father was german (now australian citizen), and he came over here as a legal immigrant well over 30 years ago.. he took the correct route to get here.. thats to be congratulated.. not condemned. all I was saying before that if being a "boat person" becomes a shortcut into a coutry as a refuge.. then don't you think they will all start doing it?<br /><br />What most people overseas seem to think about Australia is that its an underpopulated tropical paradise.. its true that Australia is big,, I think its about 5000km wide.. and its true that we have low population density, (I think its 2.2 people per square kilometer) but what they don't realise is that the vast majority of Australia is mostly uninhabitable desert, and that all our major population centers are around the coastline. we don't have the infastructure to support thousands and thousands of non self sustaining refugee's bleeding hearts or not, we can't sustain it.. simple as that. its not a sympathy issue, its a straight out ecconomic issue. our little effort in the war against terrorism helping you yanks has damaged our yearly buget by a pretty serious margin, and the ongoing yearly effort is going to do alot more damage over the next 10 years.. <br /><br />If we spend all our money on defense and refugees we will go back to the "banana republic" most of the world thought we were 10 or 15 years ago.<br /><br />Most people get caught up in tangents, like sympathy/empathy and emotional reaction.<br /><br />You are 15, people will tell you what to think.. do not listen. make your own mind up, more often then not, the people who are preaching the emotional reaction route have no idea how they would manage things better if they were in charge.<br /><br />keep an open mind and open eyes. you'll see for yourself after awhile, and then you will be someone who has seen/experianced things for yourself.. that thats a great feeling.<br /><br />I am not some hick from country Australian, I have lived in all our states, new zealand, and europe.. and I have been on visits to asia and others, so I am a well travelled hick from Australia :) , so I have a wide angled, non emotional logical viewpoint of alot of this stuff.. something that annoys the he!! out of alot of the emotional preaching "bleeding" hearts.<br /><br />I really need to practise shorter posting :)<br /><br />rgds<br /><br />Frank
 
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