heycods
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But its cute<br /><br /> <br />I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had<br />been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.<br /> <br /> There was only one little thing bothering me .. It was her<br /> beautiful younger sister.<br /> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight<br /> miniskirts, and generally was bra less. She would regularly<br /> bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a<br /> pleasant view. It had to be deliberate She never did it when<br /> she was near anyone else.<br /> <br /> One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to<br />check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,<br /> and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me<br /> that she couldn't overcome.<br /> <br /> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once<br /> before I got married and committed my life to her sister.<br /> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She<br /> said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild<br /> fling, just come up and get me."<br /> <br /> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the<br /> stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her undies<br /> and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a<br /> moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I<br /> opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.<br /> <br /> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside,<br /> all clapping! <br /> <br />With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,<br /> <br /> "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....<br />we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. <br />Welcome to our family!!!"<br /> <br /> And the moral of this story is:<br /> <br /> Always keep your condoms in your car.
