I started the day early having set my alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While my coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, I shaved with my electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). I put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer suit (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and wingtip shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking my breakfast in my new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) I sat down with my calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much I could spend today. After setting my watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) I got in my car (MADE IN JAPAN) and continued my search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, I decided to relax for a while. I put on my sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured myself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on my TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why I can't find a good paying job in.....AMERICA.....