Re: Math
I sense a Walmart Connection here I give the 'plum haired bimbo" a $20, and a $5 for a purchase of $21.51. I immediatly dip into my usally empty pocket for penny. I hand her the penny, she gives me the $5 back. (not bad for a penny) She then dips in the cash drawer, and hands me 3 $1's and 2 quarters. I was stunned, my wife knew what was coming next. Yep the penny. I said, "Here you'll need this (the $5.00) or you will be short. She said " How do you know?" quite cocky. My wife stepped up and said: "He is God!" As we left she let out a snit grunt. What a winner.<br /><br /> BTW; the reference to God was totally made up. If any one is offended, call my wife. Must be our NY roots.
I sense a Walmart Connection here I give the 'plum haired bimbo" a $20, and a $5 for a purchase of $21.51. I immediatly dip into my usally empty pocket for penny. I hand her the penny, she gives me the $5 back. (not bad for a penny) She then dips in the cash drawer, and hands me 3 $1's and 2 quarters. I was stunned, my wife knew what was coming next. Yep the penny. I said, "Here you'll need this (the $5.00) or you will be short. She said " How do you know?" quite cocky. My wife stepped up and said: "He is God!" As we left she let out a snit grunt. What a winner.<br /><br /> BTW; the reference to God was totally made up. If any one is offended, call my wife. Must be our NY roots.
