The video is stoopid. It pits boats vs. skis and implies that the former are oldsters and the latter are youngins. Not true.A-holes are a-holes. Doesn't matter what toys they are trying to ruin for everyone else.
Here is a funny video of Jet skiers vs boaters.
They make them:I have yet to see a jet ski with a 1600 Watt Stereo yet so there is a good side to them.
At least Johnny could play a little Haggard or Wayland now and then to make that inner feeling in me to launch a flare into his toon go away.That's because Johnny graduated college, albeit he's now mostly deaf due to his system in his car, and with his new found income has purchased a pontoon boat to serenade the locals with his tunes. Threw a "system" in his toon to play the tunes
What can I get with a $4k boat? I'm getting older, balder, fatter, but haven't quite ticked all the boxes yet.The typical owner of these $100,000+ boats are fat bald old guys with more money than brains, with a large breasted blonde (younger) girls on their lap, that need to be impressed.
Ya gotta remember...to Johnny - Vanilla Ice, Nelly, and Snoop Dogg are the classics
If pimpin was easy, everybody would do it.Yeah and "Pimping ain't Easy" is VA's Flagship Song. No wonder Johnny and his friends are more than a little Messed UP
I actually find the Song very Disrespectful on many Levels, having dealt with the Real Things, while helping get Underage Girls off the Streets and out of their "Managers" grasp.If pimpin was easy, everybody would do it.
Maybe only a nice older lady that loves you for yourself and loves the water, but isn't interested in your money. The eye candy really isn't for you, it's to impress others by sticking your nose up at them.What can I get with a $4k boat? I'm getting older, balder, fatter, but haven't quite ticked all the boxes yet.