Like ____ on ____: Need some new clever metaphors

[davemaxi1970]

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balls the size of a haggis (a very scottish one !)

 

[NathanY]

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Like GuageGuy on a Chip n Dale dancer.

 

[NOSLEEP]

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like a frogs head is water tight.

 

[tylerin]

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Like Banjoboy (AKA Nate) on a Sow!! Suuuuuuuuuey!!

 

[OBJ]

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Worthless as a boar hog with.....nope can't say that.<br /><br />Tighter than an....nope can't say that either.<br /><br />Thicker than.......that either.<br /><br />Harder than a wedding.....that either......<br /><br />OK....Older than dirt.<br /><br />Like two peas in a pod.<br /><br />Thicker than black on a skillet.<br /><br />Faster than a scalded dog.<br /><br />Tighter than a fishes butt.

 

[Parrott_head]

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Like a duck on a June bug.<br /><br />Like a rat on a Cheeto.

 

[jt57]

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like fly's on a gut pile

 

[Terry H]

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like a dog up a bone tree

 

[timbo1963]

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Like stink on a monkey.

 

[snapperbait]

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(fill in the blank with your favorite iboats conservative or liberal, member)<br /><br />Like ___________ on a liberal..<br />or<br />Like ___________ on a conservative..<br /><br />like the media on G.W...<br /><br />like rust on a Ford..

 

[jinx]

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Around here when you're cold and shivvering you say "I'm shaking like a dog sh***ting peach seeds."

 

[deputydawg]

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Like a retard in a balloon store.<br /><br />or a retard in a chuckeecheese.<br /><br />Keeping track of my kids in the Wal Mart is like nailing Jell-o to the wall, or like hearding chickens.<br /><br />Just as conveniant as a pocket on a shirt.

 

[Bassy]

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Originally posted by gaugeguy:<br /> like a bum on a bottle of Boone's Farm

Ah man! Boone's Farm! That was my favorite when I was a younger person. Tickle Pink was the best! <br />Bassy

 

[kenimpzoom]

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Like a possum on a junebug.<br /><br />Ken

 

[all thumbs]

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like a fish outa water like hotter than a nuns dream like hornier than a two peckerd billy goat

 

[Bassy]

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Mine: Like bees on honey<br />Mr. Bassy: ugly on an ape

 

[NOSLEEP]

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handier than a pocket in your underwear.

 

[roscoe]

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Like stripes on Martha Stewart.<br /><br />Like a stain on Monica's dress.

 

[Bart Sr.]

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Like white on GRITS.

 

[Butch Ammon]

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Originally posted by gaugeguy:<br /> like tramp on Paris Hilton

LOL! But, did you have to mention that....<br />

<br /><br />Butch A.