Life with Carphunter

[gaugeguy]

Dr. Goldstein bumps into Mrs. Carpy in the grocery store. 'Oh, Mrs. Carpy' says the Dr. 'Your husband came in the other day for a checkup and I get such a kick out of him. For a 40-year-old man, he is in such good spirits!'' 'Why?' said Mrs. Carpy, 'What did he say?" "Well, he said that every time he goes to the bathroom at night, God turns on the light for him, and every time he leaves the bathroom, God turns the light off." Oh, darn" says Mrs. Carpy, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!

 

[Carphunter]

Re: Life with Carphunter

I'll have to show Mrs. Carpy that one. <br /><br />Hey now, I'm only 35!

 

[Kenneth Brown]

Re: Life with Carphunter

Notice ole Carpy didn't dispute the fact that he was peeing in the fridge, only that he was only 35 instead of 40

 

[Link]

Re: Life with Carphunter

YUP! Sure was hung up on the age though

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: Life with Carphunter

Originally posted by Carphunter:<br /> Hey now, I'm only 35!

See what you have to look forward to

 

[Carphunter]

Re: Life with Carphunter

lol <br /><br />I will only dispute the incorrect part of the story. <br /><br />BTW, don't drink the lemonade at Carpys house.

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: Life with Carphunter

That joke reminds me of a funny story. I had just finished my military training in electronics and was temporarily housed at Camp Pendleton CA, waiting to catch a hop to Okinawa.<br /><br />At Pendleton, the drinking age is 18 and they serve watered down 3:2 beer. Like drinking half coors light / half water. Well all these boots go to the enlisted club and drink all night and get plastered. Then they stagger back to the barraks and take leaks on everything.<br /><br />Thank God I was a corporal and could have a top bunk. I saw guys p'ing in lockers, closets, on people in the bottom bunks. Seen a lot of guys woken up being leaked on. They get up, kick the living crap out of the drunk and go find a dry bunk to sleep in. <br /><br />Of course, the drunk doesn't remember anything in the morning, all he knows is that his face hurts while he's mopping the squad bay.

 

[tylerin]

Re: Life with Carphunter

Hey now, I'm only 35! <br />

And already Bald!!! I bet you read all those e-mails for Viagra too

 

[tylerin]

Re: Life with Carphunter

Carpy on a serious note, Please Carp if it lasts longer than 4 hrs consult your physician

 

[Carphunter]

Re: Life with Carphunter

Now what the heck is wrong with Viagra? <br /><br />

If it lasts longer than 4 hours

.........It really sounds like your gettin excited Tylerin. <br /><br />Maybe you should invest in some Viagra for Guageguy, it might improve your relationship.

 

[tylerin]

Re: Life with Carphunter

Maybe you should invest in some Viagra for Guageguy, it might improve your relationship.

Your closer to him than I am Your from where?? Indiana? Where men are men and sheep are nervous

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: Life with Carphunter

I'm not into that whole long distance relationship type thing, besides, I am more of a Levitra type guy

 

[tylerin]

Re: Life with Carphunter

There not B-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-D Carphunter 2004

 

[Carphunter]

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Whats wrong with sheep Tylerin? <br /><br />They beat a Wookie with white fuzzy socks all to hell.

 

[tylerin]

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Grandpa.......Tell me how the great Carpy use to count his sheep

 

[gaugeguy]

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Originally posted by tylerin:<br /> Grandpa.......Tell me how the great Carpy use to count his sheep

aaaaahhhhh one....aaaaahhhh two....aaaaahhhh three

 

[tylerin]

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aaaaahhhhh one....aaaaahhhh two....aaaaahhhh three

Where was I....... Oh, lets start over

 

[Carphunter]

Re: Life with Carphunter

Darn it, wheres my "yeah" man! <br /><br />"Grandpa, what color were the sheep?.............Blue..........no Red...........no green".

 

[Carphunter]

Re: Life with Carphunter

"Grandpa, why does the furry brown sheep have white fuzzy socks"?

 

[Carphunter]

Re: Life with Carphunter

"Grandpa, why does Grandma make mosaics?<br />Well sonny, thats what women do".