Dr. Goldstein bumps into Mrs. Carpy in the grocery store. 'Oh, Mrs. Carpy' says the Dr. 'Your husband came in the other day for a checkup and I get such a kick out of him. For a 40-year-old man, he is in such good spirits!'' 'Why?' said Mrs. Carpy, 'What did he say?" "Well, he said that every time he goes to the bathroom at night, God turns on the light for him, and every time he leaves the bathroom, God turns the light off." Oh, darn" says Mrs. Carpy, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!