Letterman top 10

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"<br /><br />9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"<br /><br />8. "Not enough Jim Beam"<br /><br />7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"<br /><br />6. "I love to shoot people"<br /><br />5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"<br /><br />4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"<br /><br />3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"<br /><br />2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"<br /><br />And the number one reason for the shooting,<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"<br />

 

[bootle]

Re: Letterman top 10

That there is some funny

 

[kenimpzoom]

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<br /><br />I knew this was going to be great fodder for the comedians.<br /><br />Ken

 

[KaGee]

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"Five to one I take out the old coot with one shot" <br /><br />

Wayne Grestsky...<br />I saw nothing, I heard nothing, I know nothing.

 

[KaGee]

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This just in.... <br /><br />The orange jerseys in the White House today have nothing to do with **** Cheney. UT Longhorns are visiting President Bush!

 

[Haut Medoc]

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ROTFLAMO!

 

[aspeck]

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Originally posted by KaGee:<br /> This just in.... <br /><br />The orange jerseys in the White House today have nothing to do with **** Cheney. UT Longhorns are visiting President Bush!

Now that IS funny! I am sure there will be a lot of inside jokes about that going through the White House Staff.