Bassy
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2003
- Messages
- 1,795
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you?" <br />Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?" 
<br /><br /><br />"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week," "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself," <br /><br />An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. <br />The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. <br />The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife." <br /><br />Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion." <br />Joe: "Really?" <br />Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell." <br /><br />A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. <br />"I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered. <br />"What did he say," asked the nurse. <br />"OOPS!"<br />
<br /><br /><br />"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week," "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself," <br /><br />An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. <br />The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. <br />The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife." <br /><br />Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion." <br />Joe: "Really?" <br />Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell." <br /><br />A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. <br />"I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered. <br />"What did he say," asked the nurse. <br />"OOPS!"<br /> 
