SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Ten Commandments"<br /> <br />A Sunday school teacher was discussing the<br />Ten Commandments with her five and six year<br />olds. After explaining the commandment to<br />"Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked,<br />"Is there a commandment that teaches us how<br />to treat our brothers and sisters?"<br /> <br />Without missing a beat one little boy answered,<br />"Thou shall not kill."<br />_____________________________________________<br />"Moses Behind Enemy Lines"<br /> <br />Ten year old Mikey, was asked by his mother<br />what he had learned in Vacation Bible School.<br /> <br />"Well, Mommy, our teacher told us how G~d sent<br />Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission<br />to lead His Chosen People out of Egypt. When he<br />got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a<br />pontoon bridge and all the people walked across<br />safely. Then he used his cell phone to call<br />headquarters for reinforcements. They called in<br />an air strike of the Israeli Air Defense to take out<br />the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."<br /> <br />"Now, Mikey, is that really what your teacher taught<br />you?" his mother asked.<br /> <br />"Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher<br />did, you'd never believe it!"<br /> 
