Joke for the times

Cast-Away

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The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." President Bush says "Well , Mr. Ambassador, anything I can do to help you, I will do." The Iraqi whispers, "My son watches this show 'StarTrek' and in it there are Russians and Blacks and Whites and Asians and Jews, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in 'Star Trek.'" President Bush chuckles and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future."
 

Jack Shellac

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Re: Joke for the times

What breaks up the bingo game in Iraq? When they call out B-52.
 

Jack Shellac

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Re: Joke for the times

Just remembered one my son-in-law in the 82nd Airborne told me. He said that all the Iraqi officers captured in Desert Storm had a sheet of sandpaper with them. When they finally got an interpreter to question them about it , they said "Oh, that's our map".
 
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