Are you really sure?<br /><br />A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"<br /><br />In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."<br /><br />Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"<br /><br />The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."