Is lady fish around, I hope not.

[RetNav]

Are you really sure?<br /><br />A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"<br /><br />In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."<br /><br />Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"<br /><br />The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

 

[ChrisMcLaughlin]

Re: Is lady fish around, I hope not.

Now that's good!!!!

 

[LadyFish]

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Okay thats it, I am taking down names.

<br /><br />Let's see that would be RetNav, SBN, Gonfishn, Tylerin, KKC, jgregory, gaugeguy, cerealdude, trblshtr, MY, Carphunter, have I missed anyone? <br /><br />All I can say is that I never get mad........but I DO get even.

 

[JB]

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Don't believe her, guys.<br /><br />She doesn't get even. She gets ahead !!

 

[gaugeguy]

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Originally posted by LadyFish:<br /><br /><br />have I missed anyone? <br />

Didn't JB drop a "blonde bomb" on you a month or so ago <br /><br />Sorry to sing like a canary JB

 

[LadyFish]

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JB.

 

[KennyKenCan]

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Hey LadyFish,<br /><br />I don't post any blonde jokes!<br /><br />I just respond to those posted. <br /><br />You can't hold me to anything, only the original poster can be held accountable. LoL <br /><br />And, if I were to post a blonde joke here, I'll gaurantee, that it would just go POOF !

 

[LadyFish]

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KKC X-2.

 

[RetNav]

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LadyFish, I'm sorry, they made me do it.

 

[mellowyellow]

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guilt by association I guess...

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Originally posted by LadyFish:<br />Okay thats it, I am taking down names. SBN, have I missed anyone? <br />All I can say is that I never get mad........but I DO get even.

What. <br /><br />That was not me. I have been cloned. <br /><br />Or, the ailens done it. <br /><br />Or, I was a sleep. <br /><br />Or, I was told to do it. <br /><br />I ain't fraid of no LF.<br /><br />Who you gona call? "Ghost busters" <br /><br />Dang Carpy, you still have that song in my head.

 

[KennyKenCan]

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Uh oh, time to get the "Hepa Suits" out!

 

[Peter J Fraser]

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Looks as if some brave person has declared open season on Admiral LadyFish.<br /><br />Just as well I'm well out of the way and behaving myself!<br /><br />Good luck<br /><br />Peter

 

[snapperbait]

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Uh-oh.. Hope i'm not on Ladyfish's doo-doo list?

 

[RetNav]

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LadyFish, it must have been a lack of sleep from the new baby in the house...

 

[tylerin]

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What did I do now

 

[jim phillips]

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I'am hiding.........

 

[JB]

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Hey! <br /><br />That was a REDHEAD joke I posted LF.<br /><br />Blondes are so smart and sophisticated I could never make fun of a blonde. Why, two of my daughters are blonde and my only, beloved granddaughter is blonde. I was even blonde in my youth. <br /><br />Now it is true that if a blonde dyes her hair red, she becomes. . .well. . .um. . .less bright AND, if a woman bleaches her hair blonde all her brain cells die.<br /><br />So, spare me, oh, please.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Yea ok JB, good try, but it might be to late now.

 

[matthews_jim]

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LadyFish,<br />I could be wrong, but it seems these were blond GUYS and not ladys. The (1) bartender might be a ladys but is most likely a guy, (2) 'guy next to him says', (3) bouncer most likely a guy, (4) 'guy sitting next to me', and (5) 'fella to your right'.<br /><br />I'm not blond and I'm not sure what my point is any more.