Mr.Ladyfish
Master Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Nov 28, 2003
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- 848
If you can start the day without caffeine, <br /><br />If you can get going without pep pills, <br /><br />If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, <br /><br />If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, <br /><br />If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, <br /><br />If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, <br /><br />If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, <br /><br />If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him, <br /><br />If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend, <br /><br />If you can conquer tension without medical help, <br /><br />If you can relax without liquor, <br /><br />If you can sleep without the aid of drugs...<br /><br /><br />...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!