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miloman

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Im sitting here on the phone on hold for over an hour to talk to my insurance broker and i am sooo bored what can i do
 
SpinnerBait_Nut

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Think of ways to spend the money your saving from not buying any smokes. :D
 
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Fishbusters

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Figure out how to put a picture this size into your signature at a size small enough for it to load.<br />
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12Footer

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i allways put those long ones on speaker phone, and let them listen to Rush Limbaugh too (I turn-down the ambient noise for no one).
 
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Fishbusters

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Okay I know when I posted it ws there but now when I come back it's gone. What is going on. I like that picture and now it's acting like it does not want to show up. Is it geocities? Iboats? Or just my personal gremlin?
 
magster65

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Odd, when I first looked at your post the image wasn't there and now it is... some joker maybe having a little fun with us here.<br />
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SpinnerBait_Nut

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peterfishbuster, maybe you ought to try putting the image on fishing works and try it. It maybe something to do with geocities site not wanting to let it load here.<br />I transfered it to fishing works and it worked fine and I see that magster65 did also.
 
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SBN, I tried posting pictures from fishing works.<br />I transfered the links of my pictures. However, they would only show if I was logged into the fishing works site. If I wasn't, the posted link would go straight to the login page.<br />Any suggestions?<br /><br />Oh, BTW I'm bored to. :)
 
Scoop

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Skinnywater, <br />1. when you are logged into your fishing works site main page, click the My website link on the left hand side. <br /><br />2. Click my photo album. This will bring up the thumbnail size pictures of your photos. <br /><br />3.Click on the photo you want to post and it will bring up the photo.<br /><br />4. Right click on the photo and copy the http:// address<br /><br />5. Post that as the URL link to your image on your iBoats post.<br /><br />The address should look something like this.<br /><br /> http://members.fishingworks.com/Scoop/PhotoImages/Image36.jpg <br /><br />
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SpinnerBait_Nut

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skinnywater, here is a tip. If the url you are trying to post for a picture does not end in jpg or some other photo format, it will not show up.<br />Your link is just to your fishingworks page.
 
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a 5yr old girl and boy are playing in the sandbox.<br />the little boy pulls down his drawers and proudly<br />says; "I have one of these!"<br />the little girl looks, pulls her drawers down and<br />calmly states; "so what... I've got one of these,<br />and my mom says I can get as many of those as I<br />want"<br /><br />BLONDE comes home from shool and proudly tells her mom; <br />"we did counting in school today and<br />I was the only one who could count up to 50, is<br />that because I'm blonde?"<br />yes dear, mom replies<br />next day she comes home and proudly proclaims;<br />"we recited the alphabet today and I was the only <br />one who could go all the way up to Z. is that because<br />I'm Blonde?"<br />yes dear, mom replies.<br />next day she comes home and says; "we had swimming<br />class today and I am the only girl in the class<br />who has boobies. is that because I'm Blonde?"<br />her mom replies: no honey... that's because your 24!
 
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A DOCTOR GOES TO HELL<br /><br />A doctor died and went to Hell. He was met at the gate and asked to stand in a room and wait for Satan. After 4 hours Satan finally appeared. <br /><br />The doctor was incensed. Poking his watch he said, "How could you keep me waiting so long!! I am an important man! I'm a doctor!" <br /><br />Satan replied, "Doctors are a dime a dozen here in Hell. But I'll tell you what. Since you had to wait so long, I will give you a choice of which part of Hell you will spend eternity in." <br /><br />Satan took the doctor down a hall and said, "Here. I'll be back shortly. You can choose between door #1 and door #2. I'll be back and you can let me know where you want to be assigned." <br /><br />The doctor opened door #1. Inside was an Intensive Care Unit. Blood was spurting, alarms were going off and patients were coding. A man in the corner extubated himself as a woman in the center fell out of bed. The doctor quickly shut the door and said, "My God, I really am in Hell. I'd better check door #2." <br /><br />Behind door #2 was a Medical Records Department. Unfinished charts stretched for miles with notations about delinquent H&Ps. Message slips from Managed Care Case Managers filled a swimming pool sized bin, all marked Urgent. Inside, physicians were dictating as sweat poured off their brows. The doctor shut the door and said, "I don't know which one is worse." <br /><br />Then he noticed another door off to the side. He opened it and inside was a tidy nurse's station. The nurses were all young and beautiful. There were busily making rounds with doctors and calling to obtain lab and x-ray results. They poured coffee and served donuts purchased with their own money. One doctor complained of a stiff neck and a nurse rubbed it for him. <br /><br />"Now this is more like it," the doctor thought as he closed the door.<br /><br />Satan came strolling back down the hall and said, "Well, which have you decided on, door #1 or door #2?" <br /><br />The doctor replied, "Actually, I would like to go behind door #3."<br /><br />"That's not an option," said Satan. <br /><br />"But... that's what I want!" said the doctor. <br /><br />Satan replied, "I'm sorry, but you can't go in there. That's Hell for nurses."<br /><br /> :D
 
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A WOMAN'S PRAYER<br /><br />Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,<br />I pray for a man, who's not a creep,<br />One who's handsome, smart and strong,<br />One who's loves to listen long,<br />One who thinks before he speaks,<br />When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.<br />I pray that he is gainfully employed,<br />And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.<br />Pulls out my chair and opens my door,<br />Massages my back and begs to do more.<br />Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,<br />Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"<br />One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin,<br />In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen!<br />I pray that this man will love me to no end,<br />And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen<br /><br />A MAN'S PRAYER<br /><br />Lord, I pray for a "nympho" with nice boobs who<br />owns a liquor store and likes to fish. Amen :D :eek:
 
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CARS <br /><br />Three men met at a party, and it wasn't long until the conversation got around to their line of work and what kind of cars they drove.<br /><br />"I'm a veterinarian," said the first fellow. "So, naturally, I drive a white 'Vet." <br /><br />As they smiled and nodded, the second man said, "I own a sign company, so I drive a purple Neon."<br /><br />Now the third guy was suddenly quiet until he was egged on by the other two.<br /><br />"Well," he finally said, "I'm a proctologist... and I have a brown Probe."
 
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