Re: If you do just one thing today please do this!
If there's one thing that you should have learned about I-boats by now it's that we want to see pictures!!!!
The happy dance is one that can be done in many different ways and in many different form of dress. The night this happy dance was executed was late at night and I was in my BVD?s.
Now I am no longer a young man and life has a way of warring out a man?s body. At the time and execution of said ?Happy Dance? the only living creatures that had to witness this atrocity were my two dogs Barney Bear and Brenda Sue.
So with this in mind I preceded without any sort of concern or consideration to others in the room and selfishly done it in my BVD?s. First extending my left foot forward approximately 1 & ? foot and placed it on the ground followed by my right foot with an added little wiggle to it. At this time my two arms lost all control and started to flail about the room in cylindrical motions. Slowly at first with a slight bit of apprehension, but the I?ll never understand what happened after that! It was as if something took hold of me like a gitty little school kid who just got his first kiss. That was it! It was all over after that I was fully engaged in the happy dance. Arms, legs feet and hands flying about the room uncontrollably flying every which way.
I was like a mad man that had no control, when I came to my senses my poor two dogs were left in auh, devastated by what they just seen and endured. So much so that my male dog had his face buried between his hind legs as if to hide in fear from what he just witnessed.
I swear I heard Barney say something to me, it could have been something like ?that was cool dad let?s see it again!? But alas, I?m not sure! It don?t make since to me he went right back to hiding his head between his legs and now was licking himself as if to get the bad taste out of his mouth from the words he just spoke.
I am not sure if it is safe to share this experience in photos to my new friends here at Iboats. Right now I have the only known photos of this event locked up safely for the time being in my fire proof safe at an undisclosed location. I have hid the combination to this safe in one of three bank deposit boxed scattered about the state of Washington. The location to the three boxes have then been encrypted and recorded on twelve separate pieces of paper. Those twelve pieces of paper have been given to different secret security groups in separate countries to be kept in their war vaults with the following instructions.
?After the agreed twenty years have passed it will be safe to disclose this information to the general public as to be in line with the Freedom of Information Act that was signed into law by President Lyndon B. Johnson on July 4, 1966?
So if you?re still wanting to view these photos I have to ask you to wait until the year of 2028.
Will that be alright?
Rick
