I like it , Not picking on the South

[heycods]

Maine Humor<br /><br /> SUV Black Boxes<br /> The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged that they<br /> had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past 5<br /> years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice<br /> recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to<br /> determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds<br /> before the crash.<br /><br /> They were surprised to find in 42 of the 50 states the recorded last<br /> words of drivers in 61.2 % of fatal crashes were... "Oh Sh!t"<br /><br /> Only the upstate section of Maine, specifically Presque Isle, Fort<br /> Kent, Madawaska, Houlton, Mars Hill, Van Buren, Clayton Lake, and the<br /> northwestern area including Rangeley, Greenville and Eustis were<br />different, where 89.3% of the final words were... "Hold my beer, I'm<br /> gonna try something!"

 

[Ron G]

Re: I like it , Not picking on the South

Hold my beer, I'm<br />gonna try something!"<br /><br />Something bad always happens when i say or hear those words

 

[Haut Medoc]

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Oldie but a goodie! ....JK

 

[technostingray]

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Edited for effect and to protect the guilty.

 

[technostingray]

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[KM2]

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ah yes, the famous redneck last words. "Here hold my beer, watch this"

 

[heycods]

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I had heard it befour also, but someone else put the yankee twist to it, thats why I posted it.

 

[Reel Poor]

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[heycods]

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Originally posted by Reel Poor:<br />

It was a redneck, southern joke when I first heard it, I like to see things be a little more equal

 

[JRJ]

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[KaGee]

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How about "'Eh Hoser, hold my Molsen's"

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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The original is:<br />"Hey you all, watch this"

 

[technostingray]

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In California it's edit edit edit alto edit.

 

[heycods]

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Originally posted by technoslightlycopied:<br /> In California it's edit edit edit alto edit.

No savy the espanol~e

 

[technostingray]

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Yes, and your spanglish is equally bad.

 

[heycods]

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Originally posted by technoslightlycopied:<br /> Yes, and your spanglish is equally bad.

Hadta quit school in the 2nd grade,to support the family. Didnt get much educate. Sorry if it dont pass yer specs.

 

[technostingray]

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Originally posted by heycods:<br />

Originally posted by technoslightlycopied:<br /> Yes, and your spanglish is equally bad.

Hadta quit school in the 2nd grade,to support the family. Didnt get much educate. Sorry if it dont pass yer specs.

Yeah, I know. And you had to walk eight miles thru the snow to sell you matches.