How to tell idiots from maniacs.

[JB]

On the highway,<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />The idiots drive slower than you and the maniacs drive faster.

 

[tcube]

Re: How to tell idiots from maniacs.

Well, JB, that covers 'bout all of 'em - especially on the way out of DC this afternoon before T'giving in the rain.

 

[NYMINUTE]

Re: How to tell idiots from maniacs.

In my humble opinion NOBODY, NOBODY knows how to drive.

 

[spratt]

Re: How to tell idiots from maniacs.

Here I am shakin my head at ya, NY...if I could just PLEEZ make a correction to yer statement...there is at least two out there who DO know how to drive, and they are me, of course, and my wife...now, I question my wife's abilities, so that one is in doubt...

 

[NYMINUTE]

Re: How to tell idiots from maniacs.

Originally posted by spratt:<br /> Here I am shakin my head at ya, NY...if I could just PLEEZ make a correction to yer statement...there is at least two out there who DO know how to drive, and they are me, of course, and my wife...now, I question my wife's abilities, so that one is in doubt...

My wife CAN drive.................................ME CRAZYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

 

[SoulWinner]

Re: How to tell idiots from maniacs.

I'm an idiomaniac depending on my mood. Or am I am manidiot? Hmmmmm....

 

[12Footer]

Re: How to tell idiots from maniacs.

Yup! Now, tell me why the idiots prefer the left lane.

 

[KaGee]

Re: How to tell idiots from maniacs.

Originally posted by 12Footer:<br /> Yup! Now, tell me why the idiots prefer the left lane.

So they won't be run over by the trucks in the Right lane.

 

[matthews_jim]

Re: How to tell idiots from maniacs.

How come I see only idiots and no maniacs? ????

 

[Scaaty]

Re: How to tell idiots from maniacs.

I can do 60mph all day long until someone pulls in front of me doing 60mph.

 

[Butch Ammon]

Re: How to tell idiots from maniacs.

Thank GOD, my wife, girls, and I are not going anywhere for Thanksgiving! Like TCube said about DC traffic, there ain't NO WAY you'd get me on I-95 northbound out of Richmond, VA on the day before Turkey Day! <br /><br />The I-95 northbound "Parking Lot" is so notorious, we've actually gone around and taken I-64 west out to the Blue Ridge Mts to I-81, and gone up north that way!<br /><br />Butch A.

 

[PDS]

Re: How to tell idiots from maniacs.

Now, Nyminute, in your statement you also covered yourself"no one can drive" What's up with that? I'll just assume you meant no one else but me can drive. Fill us in if you mean differently. J/K. PDS

 

[ob]

Re: How to tell idiots from maniacs.

As " Rainman " would say. "Yeeaa................Definately an idiot."<br /><br />"Course....I'm an excellent driver.Slow in the driveway."<br /><br />"Course it's 8 minutes till Wapner."