SpinnerBait_Nut
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Some of these I have heard and some I have not.<br /> 
<br /> <br />1. A few clowns short of a circus.<br />2. A few fries short of a happy meal.<br />3. A few beers short of a 6-pack<br />4. A few peas short of a casserole.<br />5. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.<br />6. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.<br />7. One taco short of a combination plate.<br />8. A few feathers short of a duck.<br />9. All foam, no beer.<br />10. The cheese slid off his cracker.<br />11. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.<br />12. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.<br />13. Warning: Object in mirror are dumber than they<br />appear.<br />14. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions<br />on the heel.<br />15. He fell out of the stupid tree and bit every branch<br />on the way down.<br />16. An intellect related only by garden tools.<br />17. As smart as bait.<br />18. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.<br />19. His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.<br />20. He forgot to pay his brain bill.<br />21. Her sewing machine is out of thread.<br />22. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.<br />23. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.<br />24. Proof that evolution can go in reverse.<br />25. Receiver is off the hook.<br />26. Several nuts (nails) short of a full pouch.<br />27. Skylight leaks a little.<br />28. Slinky's kinked.<br />29. Too much yardage between the goal posts.<br />30. One board short of a porch.<br />31. Few snowflakes short of a blizzard.
<br /> <br />1. A few clowns short of a circus.<br />2. A few fries short of a happy meal.<br />3. A few beers short of a 6-pack<br />4. A few peas short of a casserole.<br />5. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.<br />6. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.<br />7. One taco short of a combination plate.<br />8. A few feathers short of a duck.<br />9. All foam, no beer.<br />10. The cheese slid off his cracker.<br />11. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.<br />12. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.<br />13. Warning: Object in mirror are dumber than they<br />appear.<br />14. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions<br />on the heel.<br />15. He fell out of the stupid tree and bit every branch<br />on the way down.<br />16. An intellect related only by garden tools.<br />17. As smart as bait.<br />18. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.<br />19. His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.<br />20. He forgot to pay his brain bill.<br />21. Her sewing machine is out of thread.<br />22. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.<br />23. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.<br />24. Proof that evolution can go in reverse.<br />25. Receiver is off the hook.<br />26. Several nuts (nails) short of a full pouch.<br />27. Skylight leaks a little.<br />28. Slinky's kinked.<br />29. Too much yardage between the goal posts.<br />30. One board short of a porch.<br />31. Few snowflakes short of a blizzard.
